Top Ten Slogans for the WCW Cologne
From David Letterman Show

10. Attract them white trash babes!
9. Sometimes you just want to smell phony
8. Like a piledriver up your nose
7. The exciting scent of the lowest common denominator
6. If you actually bought Michael Jordan's cologne, you might as well buy this!
5. The perfect gift for. . .uh. . . it's really hard to say
4. Give a bottle to that nancy boy sone of yours - it couln't hurt!
3. This stuff can make you governor!
2. Because when you're sitting on your a** all day watching wrestling, you've got to smell your best
1. Finally!