WCW Attitude Commercial
| Hulk Hogan: |
I know what you're thinking.. | |
| Lex Luger: |
I'm not an athlete... | |
| Roddy Piper: |
. . .you're right. | |
| Eric Bischoff: |
I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds. . . | |
| Konnan: |
I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row. | |
| Hulk Hogan: |
I was a National champion at making horrible movies. . . | |
| Roddy Piper: |
My jersey was retired at the old folk's home. . . | |
| Lex Luger: |
When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen. . . | |
| Rick Rude: |
Crashed over 200 insurance checks. . . | |
| Hulk Hogan: |
Suffered a dozen heart attacks. . . | |
| Roddy Piper: |
Damn near broke my false hip. . . | |
| Dusty Rhodes: |
A blown out light bulb in my fridge. . . | |
| Larry Zbyszko: |
I fell and I couldn't get up. . . | |
| Lex Luger: |
This is who I am. . . | |
| Eric Bischoff: |
This is what I do (kisses Hogan's butt) | |
| Roddy Piper: |
I'm not an athlete? | |
| The Disciple: |
This isn't my real face. . . | |
| Hulk Hogan: |
Try using my Ben-Gay. . . |