ECW Attitude Promo
This was written in 1998, so most of the wrestlers aren't associated with ECW any more.

Tommy Dreamer:   I know what your thinking.....
Taz:   I'm not tall
Spike Dudley:   I'm just an estranged Dudley
Bill Alfonso:   Yeah Daddy!!!
Rob Van Dam:   When you think of me, think of push
Shane Douglas:   There would be no ECW without me
Bam Bam Bigelow:   I put Taz through a ring
Sabu:   I've suffered 12 dozen concussions
New Jack:   Jumped off every balcony there was
Sabu:   Broke my jaw
Sabu:   Broke my shoulder
Sabu:   Broke my leg
Sabu:   I DID break my neck!
Joey Styles:   Oh My God!!!
Sabu:   But I still got a table shot in!
Joel Gertner:   Squeeze my lemon till the juice comes down my leg!
Blue Meanie:   This is what I do (Proceeds to lay down and stare at the lights)
Bill Alfonso:   Yeah Daddy!!!
Sandman:   This IS what I drink (Opens up a BUD)
Taz:   I'm not Tall?
Rob Van Dam:   I'm not the F'N Show?!
Bill Alfonso:   Yeah daddy!!!
Danny Doring:   I don't stop till the panties drop!