ECW
Attitude Promo
This was written in
1998, so most of the wrestlers aren't associated with ECW any
more.
Tommy Dreamer: | I know what your thinking..... | |
Taz: | I'm not tall | |
Spike Dudley: | I'm just an estranged Dudley | |
Bill Alfonso: | Yeah Daddy!!! | |
Rob Van Dam: | When you think of me, think of push | |
Shane Douglas: | There would be no ECW without me | |
Bam Bam Bigelow: | I put Taz through a ring | |
Sabu: | I've suffered 12 dozen concussions | |
New Jack: | Jumped off every balcony there was | |
Sabu: | Broke my jaw | |
Sabu: | Broke my shoulder | |
Sabu: | Broke my leg | |
Sabu: | I DID break my neck! | |
Joey Styles: | Oh My God!!! | |
Sabu: | But I still got a table shot in! | |
Joel Gertner: | Squeeze my lemon till the juice comes down my leg! | |
Blue Meanie: | This is what I do (Proceeds to lay down and stare at the lights) | |
Bill Alfonso: | Yeah Daddy!!! | |
Sandman: | This IS what I drink (Opens up a BUD) | |
Taz: | I'm not Tall? | |
Rob Van Dam: | I'm not the F'N Show?! | |
Bill Alfonso: | Yeah daddy!!! | |
Danny Doring: | I don't stop till the panties drop! | |