ECW Anarchy Rulz
October 1, 2000
Minneapolis, Minnesotta
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Danny Doring & Roadkill vs Christian York & Joey Matthews
For our opening PPV contest, we have two of the top tag teams in ECW battling it out, as Christian York & Joey Matthews take on Dastardly Danny Doring & Roadkill! Matthews started out with Doring, with neither gaining an advantage until Matthews went to the air with a flying headscissors and dropkick. Doring came back with a low blow and the G-Spot Sweep. Both men then tagged in their respective partners. Roadkill downed York with a shoulderblock, but Christian came back with a pair of armdrags. However, he was caught on a dropkick and given a slingshot, but the quick thinking youngster rebounded off the ropes with a legdrop. Roadkill recovered quickly, powerslamming York and giving a sideslam to Matthews. Joey came back with a bulldog, but Doring and Roadkill hit him with the Lancaster Lariat of Lust. Doring tried a plancha, but was met with concrete. York and Matthews then hit dives on Doring and Roadkill, then hit the Future Shock double powerbomb on Doring. Roadkill climbed the ropes behind them, and hit a clothesline. Roadkill powerslammed Matthews, and Danny followed with a top rope legdrop, which York broke up with his own legdrop. The match settled into tag rules again, with York and Matthews taking control, only to have Danny hit the Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am on Matthews. Doring tagged Roadkill who hit the Barn Burner on Matthews and a powerbomb on York. Doring hit the Bareback on Matthews, taking him out of the equation. One Buggy Bang on York later, their fate was sealed. Doring and Roadkill are your winners, and in a show of sportsmanship, shook hands with their opponents.

Simon Diamond and Swinger, with chairs, hit the ring and attacked all four men, hitting the Problem Solver on Doring. Doring and Swinger then stood over their fallen enemy, and headed to the back.

Joey Styles then talked with Joel Gertner (who was eating Lucky Charms) about his training regimen for his big match tonight. Cyrus came to the ring (he has "Pop", in case you didn't know) and taunted Gertner, who came to the ring. Looks like one of the most unusual matches in ECW history is about to take place.

As Gertner got into the ring, Cyrus informed him that he still had "stroke" in this company, and that Gertner would have to get through his "men" if he wanted the match with him. Out to the ring came EZ Money, along with Chris Hamrick, Julio Dinero and Elektra. Looks like things were taking a turn to the worse for Joel, when out came acting ECW Commissioner Little Spike Dudley! Spike said Cyrus was right, he had a "little" stroke, but Spike had a lot of stroke, and while he would not reverse Cyrus' decision, his men would not wrestle Gertner. No, they would wrestle a man of his choosing. Spike then introduced that man, former ECW World Television Champion Kid Kash!

Kid Kash vs EZ Money
If Kash wins, Gertner gets to face Cyrus
Money attacked Kash as he got in the ring, but Kash hit a flying headscissors, and turned a powerbomb attempt into an armdrag. Kash sent Money to the floor, then knocked Dinero and Hamrick off the apron. Money came back with a released gourdbuster into a powerbomb for a two count. Money went for a spear, but Kash moved, and Money sailed through the ropes into his own partners! Kash then followed him out with a double springboard somersault plancha, flooring all of them again! Kash tossed Money in and delivered a springboard clothesline for a two count. Money came back with his devastating Money Clip for a two count. Kash was then out into the Pendulum of Pain, then wrenched into a chinlock. The two traded chops, and when Money stopped to celebrate, Kash used a sunset flip for a two count. Kash then hit a double springboard rana, and a tornado DDT for a two count. Money battled back with the Elektric Dream suplex/neckbreaker combo for a two count. Money then went to whip Kash in the corner, but Kash got the boot up on the charge, and leapt off the top rope with a senton on the standing Money for another two count. The two then traded reversals and pinfall attempts, until Kash hit the Money Maker piledriver on Money. Elektra distracted John Finnegan, and while Kash battled Hamrick, Dinero snuck in, and teamed with Money for a double powerbomb variation. Hamrick then climbed on Money's shoulders for a leg drop. Money made the cover, but could only get a two count! Money went to the top rope, but Kash crotched him, swatted away Dinero, and the two battled on the top rope. Money got control, and was going to powerbomb Kash off the top rope, but Kash turned it into a rana in mid air for the win! Gertner gets Cyrus!

Dinero and Hamrick attacked Kash, but Spike Dudley hit the ring and after ducking a superkick for Dinero that hit Hamrick, Spike hit the Acid Drop on Dinero. Money clipped Spike's injured knee, and soon the commissioner was being triple teamed. The Sandman then hit the ring, cane in hand, and beat off Money, Dinero and Hamrick! Elektra, not wanting to get caned, played up to the Hardcore Icon, who then grabbed her, took a beer and poured it on her breasts! Then he allowed Joel Gertner to lick it off!

Joel Gertner vs Cyrus
Cyrus was pulled into the ring by Sandman, and Joel Gertner gave him a spear! Joel then removed his jacket to reveal Kamala-like warpaint, and the Lucky Charms symbols on his back! Joel hit an avalanche, but when he went for the Studmuffin elbow, Cyrus tripped him. Cyrus then chopped and punched Gertner, only to have the Sandman spit beer in his eyes! Gertner then rolled up the blinded Cyrus from behind and scored the pin! Gertner wins! Cyrus was disgusted, as Kash, Spike, Sandman and the victorious Joel Gertner celebrated amongst the fans!

Da Baldies vs Chilly Willy & Balls Mahoney
Da Baldies, Angel and DeVito, headed to the ring for our next bout, as they take on the team of Balls Mahoney and Chilly Willy! Balls and Chilly took control early, hitting punches and simultaneous neckbreakers. Mahoney produced a fork, and stabbed Devito and Angel in the head with it! Angel and Chilly brawled on the floor, while Balls worked over DeVito with the fork. Da Baldies were both busted open, but Angel still walloped Chilly with a chair, busting him open as well. All four fought into the crowd, with Balls and DeVito heading towards the announcing platform, while Chilly and Angel went towards the concession stands. DeVito climbed on the announcer's platform, and moonsaulted off onto Balls. Angel powerbombed Chilly into a row of chairs. DeVito and Balls made it back to the ring, while Chilly slammed Angel on the concrete floor. Balls got the better of a slugfest with DeVito in center ring, but missed avalanche. DeVito went to the rope, but was crotched, pulled off, and given a superkick. Balls grabbed his chair, and slammed DeVito in the head. Balls stood over him triumphant, but Angel snuck up on him and stapled him in the eye! Angel and DeVito then hit three consecutive chairshots on Balls and Chilly, knocking them out and enabling them to get a double pin. Your winners, Da Baldies, who stole Balls trademark chair as they left the ring. Blood poured from Balls' stapled eyelid as officials came out to help him to the back.

We then went to Joey and Joel, only to have Lou E. Dangerously attack Joel from behind with his cell phone! Lou E. screamed at Joey that he was not a joke, and in response, Joey attacked Lou! Chaos broke out, on the stage, in the truck, in the back, everywhere!

While order was restored, we heard from the participants in tonight's main event, ECW World Champion Justin Credible and challenger Jerry Lynn.

When we went back to live action, Cyrus has wormed his way into the color commentator position, since Joel obviously could not continue after being knocked out with the phone.

#1 Contender Match
Steve Corino vs C.W. Anderson
Our next match is to determine the number one contender for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship, as C.W. Anderson takes on Steve Corino, who was accompanied by Jack Victory and Dawn Marie. C.W. and Steve, former friends, stood face to face in center ring to start the bout. Corino and Anderson countered each others moves, until C.W. stomped Corino in the face for a two count. They continued to stalemate each other, and started to trade punches and chops. Corino got the better of this exchange, and downed Anderson with a series of punches. C.W. came back with a reverse elbow and a perfect superkick. Anderson went to the outside and grabbed a steel chair, but thought better of it and returned to the ring. Corino took advantage of this pause, slugging Anderson in the corner and hitting a T-bone suplex. Corino tossed in a chair, which Anderson grabbed, but brought in another chair. Corino hit Anderson, who then fell into the other chair, which he had set up in the ring. Anderson was busted open, but still managed to pull Corino by the trunks to the floor. Anderson joined him outside, and the two brawled on the floor. Corino propped the chair on the bottom rope, and rammed C.W. into it. Corino tried to hit a baseball slide, but C.W. moved and creamed Corino with the chair. Corino was soon bleeding as well. They continued to trade blows on the floor, and Anderson whipped Corino hard into the rails. Back in the ring, Anderson propped a chair in the corner, and tossed Corino in, shoulder first. Corino tried to fight back, but Anderson grabbed the same shoulder and hit a cross armbreaker. Anderson looked to crush his arm with a chair, but Corino fought back. As Corino struggled to his feet, Anderson kicked the chair right into his face. Anderson continued to work on the arm, then started to pound his open wound. Corino fought back, but his Old School Expulsion was blocked. Anderson applied a sleeperhold, but Corino lifted him and crotched him on the chair! Corino then went for the bionic elbow, but instead kicked Anderson low, then delivered the elbow. Corino looked to finish off Anderson, when Simon Diamond and Swinger ran out. Jack Victory then battled both men back to the locker room. Still, Corino was distracted by the brawl and Anderson caught him with a knockout punch. Corino kicked out, and came back with a superkick for a two of his own. Corino reversed his way out of a spinebuster, and hit the Old School Expulsion neckbreaker on a chair, then scored the hard fought win.

Steve Corino will receive an ECW World Heavyweight Title match in the future, as he is now the number one contender.

We were then supposed to hear from Rob Van Dam, but he and Bill Alfonso were otherwise occupied, so we instead heard from the Sinister Minister, who promised that his team of Mikey Whipwreck and Yoshihiro Tajiri would win back the ECW World Tag Team Championship from the FBI tonight.

We then heard from the ECW World Television Champion Rhino, who said he, like everyone, has waited a long time to see his match with Rob Van Dam, and we will see it tonight.

Tag Team Titles
FBI vs Mikey Whipwreck & Yoshihiro Tajiri
Mikey and Tajiri attacked the FBI at the bell, crisscrossing them into clotheslining each other, then downing them with kicks. Mamaluke and Guido were hung in the corners, and received dropkicks to the groins, simultaneously. Tajiri put Guido in the Tarantula, and Mamaluke was given the guillotine legdrop by Mikey. Big Sal tried to slam Mikey on the floor, but was shoved into the post, and Tajiri kicked him in the head. Mamaluke was tied to the tree of woe, where Tajiri dropkicked him in the face, and the Sinister Minister threw fire into his crotch! Guido was then given a drop toe hold by Mikey, and Tajiri kicked him in the head. Mikey took a chair and brained Guido, then shoved it into the back of Guido's neck. Mikey pounded Tony in the corner, but Mamaluke lowblowed him, and Guido joined in for a double powerbomb from the second rope. Mikey tried a headscissors on Guido, but was slammed face first into the mat. Guido, who was busted open from the earlier attack, hit the Sicilian Slice, and tagged in Mamaluke, who hit a legsweep for a two count. He tried a bodyscissors, but Mikey turned it into a reverse powerbomb. Both men tagged, and Tajiri hit a superkick and a handspring elbow on Guido. Tajiri tried a German suplex on Mamaluke, who landed on his feet and hit his own for a two count. Mikey hit a gutbuster on Mamaluke, but Guido broke it up with a legdrop from the ropes. Guido went for the Kiss of Death, but Tajiri blew the green mist and we had a double Whippwesnapper on Guido. Sal pulled out the referee to keep him from making the count, and Sal then squashed the Minister on the rails when he intervened. Mikey and Tajiri hit the double rolling leg slam on Guido. Big Sal tossed in one of the championship belts, but Tajiri tossed it right back into his face. Sal staggered on the floor, and Tajiri hit an Asai moonsault on him! Mikey went for a top rope Whippersnapper on Mamaluke, but Guido threw a title belt at him, hitting him in the head. Guido and Mamaluke then hit a double team Kiss of Death, and Guido scored the pin on Mikey. The FBI retain the ECW World Tag Team Championship.

TV Title
Rhino vs Rob Van Dam
Rhino charged at Van Dam at the start, and RVD sidestepped him, sending Rhino to the floor. They battled outside, with each man being whipped into the rails. Van Dam tried to launch himself off the guardrail, but Rhino shoved him into the crowd. They fought all the way to the broadcast platform, with Rhino brutalizing Van Dam. Rhino gored him against the rail, and press slammed him back to the concrete floor as ringside. Van Dam came back strong, and with the help of Bill Alfonso and a steel chair, hit a Van Daminator after crotching Rhino on the rail. Van Dam then hit a somersault senton, diving over the top rope to the floor. RVD then hit a series of kicks, and tossed Rhino back in. Van Dam leaped over Rhino, continued to hit kicks, then floored him with a reverse atomic drop. Rhino was crotched in the corner, and Van Dam dropkicked a chair into his face. Rhino fought back, and got on the second rope. Van Dam tumbled towards him, but Rhino waited for him, and hit a clothesline for a two count. Rhino whipped him into the corner and gored him hard against the turnbuckles. Rhino tossed Van Dam to the floor, and went for a table. Van Dam brawled with Rhino, but was flung into the rail. With one table in the ring, Rhino positioned another at ringside. Rhino set up a table in the corner then, realizing he needed to wear down RVD more, clamped on a chinlock. Van Dam fought back, hitting an enzugiri, which Rhino absorbed. Van Dam then hit a back heel kick, but missed a Van Daminator. Rhino hit him with a chair, but incredible, RVD lifted Rhino into a fireman's carry, hit a rolling slam, a moonsault, and then the Five Star Frog Splash. Incredible, Rhino kicked out, rose to his feet, and gored Van Dam! Rhino dragged him to the ring apron, lifted Van Dam, and piledrove him off the apron, through the ringside table, and onto the concrete floor! Rhino tossed Van Dam in the ring, but RVD managed to kick out! Bill Alfonso ran in and hit Rhino with a chair, buying a little time for RVD as Rhino stalked him. Fonzie tossed the chair to Rhino, and Van Dam pulled off the Van Daminator. Van Dam set up for the Van Terminator, but Justin Credible ran to ringside and caned RVD. The referee went to confront Credible, but referee Danny Daniels ran out and got involved and referee Jim Molineaux was floored. Van Dam still tried the Van Terminator, but Rhino yanked Bill Alfonso in front of him, and he took the brunt of the maneuver. Rhino then lifted Van Dam and hit a running gore through the table in the corner. With Danny Daniels making the count, Rob Van Dam was pinned, and Rhino retained the ECW World Television Championship.

After the match, Bill Alfonso, unconscious from the Van Terminator, had to be carried to the back by Rob Van Dam.

World Title
Justin Credible vs Jerry Lynn
Justin Credible, looking to incite the crowd, came to the ring wearing a Brett Farve jersey. The pro-Vikings crowd were none too happy seeing a Green Bay Packers jersey here in their town. Francine still had her ribs taped up, as she is still recovering from her injuries. The referee for this important match is the Extreme Official, HC Loc.

They went at it, and traded holds on the mat. Justin, frustrated that he couldn't grab an advantage, went to the floor. They traded chops, and both men tried to apply their piledrivers early, only to have them reversed. Jerry hit a boot to the face, and a second rope bulldog. Jerry applied a side headlock, and beared down on Justin. Justin battled up, but was tossed into the corner, where Justin flipped over the turnbuckles to the floor. Jerry dove off the top rope onto Justin and whipped him into the rails. Back in the ring, Justin caught Jerry with a side slam as Lynn came at him, and went for a chair, setting it up in the ring. Justin was rammed Lynn face first into the chair for a two count, then stomped Lynn in the corner. Justin yanked him out of the corner by the feet, causing Lynn to land on a chair Credible had placed in front of him. The battle went to the floor, where the two traded chops. They fought to the entrance set, and Lynn was rammed into the steel fencing. The chops continued to fly, then Justin pounded Lynn with punches and tossed him into the ring. Justin took time to yell at the fans, and Lynn took advantage, hitting a DDT for a two count. Justin battled back with a reverse DDT, then applied a front facelock. Justin then took the ring mic and insulted the fans while kicking Lynn. Justin went back to the front facelock, grounding Lynn's aerial offense. Lynn came back with a crucifix into a sunset flip for a two count, then went for two more near falls before Justin caught him with a spinning released DDT. Lynn was whipped into the ropes, but came back with a swinging DDT, planting Justin into a steel chair. Jerry whipped Justin into the corner and followed with a lariat. He tried again, but Justin ducked, so Lynn floated over the ropes and hit a guillotine legdrop and Justin tried to shoulderblock him between the ropes. Jerry then hit a second rope legdrop for a two count, and went to get a table. Justin was laid out on the table in the ring, but Francine stopped Lynn from getting to the top rope, and Justin grabbed him, slamming him through the table. Incredibly, Justin only got a two count. Justin went to the top, took too long, but when Lynn joined him, Credible pulled off a sunset flip style powerbomb for a two count. Justin went for That's Incredible, Lynn floated over, and Justin snapmared him instead. Lynn landed a kick to the gut, and scored with the cradle piledriver, but Justin kicked out! Lynn went for a tombstone, but Justin reversed it, and hit That's Incredible, but Lynn kicked out! Justin went for a superkick, but Lynn ducked, and HC Loc was knocked out. Jerry rolled up Justin, and referee Danny Daniels ran in, but refused to count three. Jerry went to piledrive Daniels, but Francine broke it up with the cane. Justin then went for pinfalls with Danny Daniels counting fast, but Lynn would not be pinned. Lynn even came back for another piledriver attempt, but Daniels grabbed the cane and hit Jerry. Justin then hit a second That's Incredible on Lynn. Daniels counted two, stopped to give Lynn a middle finger, and was about to count three when suddenly, 'Natural Born Killaz' hit!

The original referee for this bout, New Jack has arrived!

Jack attacked referee Danny Daniels, and was preparing to slice him open with a scythe when Justin caned New Jack from behind. Justin was looking to land another blow, when Jerry grabbed him for a tombstone piledriver. Justin reversed the hold, then Jerry revered it back, then Justin reversed it again! Finally, Jerry got the final reversal, and delivered a cradle tombstone piledriver to get the pin, as the originally scheduled referee, New Jack, counted the pin!

The winner, and NEW ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Jerry Lynn!

 

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