Smackdown!
Pensacola, Florida
May 29, 2003
Mr. America IS NOT Hulk Hogan,
Mr. McMahon IS a pervert
As promised, Mr. America took a lie detector test this week on SmackDown!
According to Mr. McMahon, the test was supposed to prove that the man under the
Mr. America mask was Hulk Hogan. Unfortunately for McMahon, the test did just
the opposite.
After a series of questions, Mr. America was finally asked if he was Hulk Hogan.
Mr. America answered "no." The lie detector revealed that Mr. America was
telling the truth. Not happy with the results, McMahon asked Mr. America the
same question several different ways. Each and every time, the lie detector
stated that Mr. America was telling the truth -- he is not Hulk Hogan.
Finally, Mr. McMahon attempted to prove that the lie detector was broken. In
doing so, he attached himself to the machine and told the police officer
overlooking the process to ask him any question at all. McMahon passed some
rather easy questions. Then it was on to the hard stuff -- Mr. America grabbed
the microphone and began to ask his own series of questions. At the end of the
session, WWE fans learned that the following items are true about Mr. McMahon:
Mr. McMahon is the biggest A-hole on God's green earth.
Mr. McMahon is a sick, perverted, power-hungry, freak.
Everything Mr. McMahon does is for himself, and he never does anything for the
fans of WWE.
Mr. McMahon pleasures himself to naked pictures of Torrie Wilson. In fact, he
pleasured himself in the limo on the way to the arena Thursday night.
Mr. McMahon fantasizes about women like Mae Young.
After the lie detector test, an angry Mr. McMahon ran in to General Manager
Stephanie McMahon's office. He blamed his daughter for being embarrassed. He
then told her that things were going to change for the better starting next week
on SmackDown!
Elsewhere on SmackDown!, fans were treated to a video montage of former WCW star
Ultimo Dragon. At the end of the video, it was stated that Ultimo Dragon would
be coming soon to WWE.
In the main event of the evening, all three members of F.B.I. were scheduled to
battle Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker. Before the match, however, Nunzio
announced that the giant Big Show would be taking his place in the contest. The
match ended by Show pinning WWE Champion Lesnar after a devastating chokeslam.
Match results:
Nidia defeated Torrie Wilson after Jamie Noble interfered in Nidia's behalf.
Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri defeated Team Angle by disqualification. For the second
week in a row, Guerrero framed Team Angle when he pretended to be knocked out by
the Tag Team Championship belt held by Haas.
Sean O'Haire defeated Chris Benoit via pinfall.
The Basham Brothers defeated Spanky and Rikishi via pinfall.
Big Show, Chuck Palumbo and Johnny Stamboli defeated WWE Champion Brock Lesnar
and Undertaker via pinfall