Smackdown!
Iraq
December 23, 2004
Christmas in Iraq.
Hey ya'll, it's me, it's me, it's BSB and here come this weeks Smackdown Report.
I apologize in advance for the lack of match details, but my family had an early
christmas celebration tonight and I was short on time. I will try to do an
updated report with full match descriptions and have it for Sunday or Monday. I
will also be seeing Smackdown LIVE next week in Nawlins, or New Orleans as the
rest of the country calls it, and will have the spoilers and report for ya'll
next week. But enough talk, lets get to the show!
After the credits, out comes Vince. He thanks the troops for everything they do
for us, and bashes the media for only reporting the negative. He calls out
Lillian Garcia to be the ring announcer. She looks HOT in a santas helper
outfit. I hope they rumors of her being one of the divas to be posing for
Playboy are true. Lillian sings the national anthem, and leads the crowd in a
USA chant as we go to commercial.
We are back, and we see clips of the stars and troops.
Rene Dupree comes out to boos and usa chants. His opponent is Booker T. Average
match, best spot is when Book misses the scissors kick, and Rene follows with a
crappy low blow. Book finally hits the spinebuster, does the spinaroonie, and
hits the scissors kick for the win.
More soldiers and stars.
Back from commercial with moe clips of soldiers and stars interacting.
Commercial.
WWE stars are given coins, they are now Steel Tigers as they were attacked.
Santa comes out, and he sounds familiar. He thanks the troops, and has brought
gifts for them. Calls for his extra special presents, the WWE Smackdown Divas.
Torrie, Dawn, and Jackie come out, and they and Lillian hand out presents to the
troops. Santa then calls th Divas in the ring for their presents. Torrie gets a
bra, Jackie gets panties, and Lillian gets a thong. Dawn then receives her gift,
a half drinken bottle of Gatorade. Santa says Dawn has been very naughty. Dawn
tries to take Jackies panties, and we get a catfight. Torrie then realizes that
the man in the ring is not Santa (who says the divas are dumb) and rips off his
beard to reveal....... Mick Foley. Micks music plays and he throws his beard and
wig to the troops.
More clips of soldiers and stars.
Commercial.
More clips of soldiers and stars.
And here come Heidenreich, looking pissed. Taker then comes out, sans hat and
coat. Fog rises from the stairs when he does his raise the lights move. Normal
Taker match. Match ends when Taker grabs Heidereich for chokeslam, and
Heidenreich runs out of ring and gets counted out.
More clips of soldiers.
Commercial.
More clips of soldiers and stars.
Commercial.
More clips of soldiers and stars.
Now we get Bob Holly versus Kenzo Suzuki. Kenzo is barefoot for some reason,
which is the most interesting thing about this match. Holly wins with the
Alabama Slam.
More clips of soldiers.
Commercial.
More clips of soldiers.
JBL comes out in a germ suit, flak jacket, and cowboy hat. He also has some
armed guards. Says he is nervous, and appalled at the conditions, food, and
toliet paper since he arrived. Tries to lead the troops in a whispered JBL
chant, he does not want the enemy to know hes here. JBL thanks the troops and
tries to leave, but WELL ITS THE BIG SHOW! JBL calls Show a WMD as he cowers.
Show calls JBL as tin foil wrapped pile of Chicken ****, and calls him a
deserter. They have a short fight, and JBL gets tossed out the ring and leaves.
Show celebrates int he ring with JBLs hat.
Commercial
Clips from last years trip, and more shots of this year.
Commercial.
More clips of soldiers.
Its the main event, and here comes Kurt Angle and Luther Reigns. Kurt is unhappy
with the boos and you suck chants. He grabs a mike and starts to talk, but
Eddies music interrupts him. Eddie Guerrero rides down with Rey Mysterio in a
Humvee with fuzzy dice. Good tag match. For the finish, Rey hits Luther with the
619, and then Eddie hits the Frog Splash and covers Luther. Kurt breaks up the
pin, but is then tossed out the ring. Eddie then tags in Rey, who Drops the Dime
for the win.
We get some more clips of the WWE stars travelling, and we get to see how they
got here as the show comes ot an end.
Happy Holidays everybody!