D-X's
Nation Parody
Monday Night Raw
July 6, 1998
| Hunter Hearst-Helmsley | as The Crock |
| Roaddog Jesse James | as B-Lo Brown |
| Bad Ass Billy Gunn | as The Gunnfather |
| X-Pac | as Mizark Henry |
| Chyna | as Herself |
| Jason "Sensation" | as Owen Hart |
| The Godfather: | Pimps up. Hoes down. WESTSIDE!!! | |
| The Crock: | You know the Crock just came from the bathroom and you should have smelled what the Rock was cooking. I ain't faking. You should have smelled what the Rock was baking. | |
| B-Lo: | The Rock was baking. Brother was baking. (Runs to turnbuckles, climbs up, raises arms, and shakes his head in D-Lo fashion) |
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| (B-Lo lays on the canvas as the Crock removes his elbowpad and goes into the motions of the "People's Elbow" Just as he is about to drop on B-Lo, he continues...) | ||
| The Crock: | As a matter of fact, when it comes to the Crock and the ladies, and the Crock hits "rock-bottom", he has no choice but to lay the smack down on himself. | |
| B-Lo: | You hear that? The brother smacks himself
down. (Runs to turnbuckles, climbs up, raises arms, and shakes his head in D-Lo fashion) |
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| Owen Hart: | Well, enough is enough and it's time for a change! So what? Nobody listens to me. Nobody gives a damn what I think. And what the hell am I doing wearing this ridiculous outfit? I look like a damn road sign. What the hell am I, a school crossing? You know, I tried to be a tough guy, but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in. And you know what, I am not a nugget. I'm a Black Hart, dammit! A winner! A sole survivor! Whoooo! And if anybody smells what the Rock is cooking, it's me. Look how big my damn nose is. What the hell am I, an ardvark? Whoooo! | |
| B-Lo: | What does the brother look like, an ardvark? | |
| Mizark Henry: | Hey, hey, hey, Rock! I don't know what you're cooking--smells like ****. But I think I'll eat some anyway. | |
| The Crock: | You know something, Mark Henry--Mizark Henry. I know you're the world's strongest man and the Crock's got a hell of a body himself, but there's one thing the people want to know. How do you get your pecs to go all the way around to your back like that? | |
| B-Lo: | What he wants to know is how... | |
| Crock, The Godfather, and Mizark Henry: | SHUT UP!!! | |
| (B-Lo runs to turnbuckles, climbs up, raises arms, and shakes his head in D-Lo fashion) | ||
| The Crock: | Look. Shut your mouths and know your role. Nation, it's real simple. We've got two words for you. | |
| Everyone: | SUCK IT!!! | |