ECW Hardcore Heaven

Milwaukee, Wisconsin
May 14, 2000
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Balls Mahoney vs. Masato Tanaka
As Balls and Masato were about to go head to head, Cyrus hit the mike, and began spitting out things about “The Network.” He then began to put Joel Gertner down, and challenging Joel to do something about what he was saying. Joel got on the mike and said he should kick the hell out of him right now. Then, some big Asian wrestler began to choke Gertner out. Cyrus then said he was going to be the color commentator tonight.

The match started out with Masato locking an arm bar on, with Mahoney reversing it, and then Masato getting it back on, back and forth, back and forth. Balls neutralized Masato trying to perform a leg trip, and locked on the one legged Boston Crab. Masato got the ropes, and Balls and Masato began to exchange right hands. Balls sent Masato down with a huge left. Masato regained advantage for a second, but when trying to whip Balls into the ropes, he got a huge closeline. Balls went for a spinning heel kick, but missed and went flying to the outside. Masato went for a suicide dive, but missed and hit the steel guard rail. Balls then crushed a cup of beer right in Masato’s face. Masato came back and sent Balls into the railing and then threw a chair onto the aisle way. On the run way, Masato clobbered Balls with the chair, and then Tornado DDT’ed him on the “no giving” hard wood. Both men got into the ring, and Balls grabbed his custom steel chair. Masato took the chair he used earlier, and both men began to hit each others chairs. Mahoney clocked Masato, no effect, again, no affect, one more time and Masato went down. Balls got a pile of chairs and put them all on the center of the ring. Masato was hoisted onto the top rope, and Mahoney went to pile drive him from the top rope, except Masato reversed it into a tornado DDT right onto the steel chairs! Masato went for the roaring elbow, but Mahoney stopped it and hit the Nut Cracker! Masato kicked out! Balls missed with a chair shot, and Masato hit the Diamond Dust! Balls kicked out! Balls took advantage and then Nut Crackered Masato onto a pile of steel chairs! TANAKA KICKED OUT! Balls missed a New Jersey Jam, and Masato caught him getting up with the roaring elbow!! Balls kicked out! Masato came off the top rope with the steel chair and clocked Balls right on top of his skull! Balls stood dazed, and Masato hit ANOTHER Roaring Elbow! Masato went for the pin, and finally got the 1-2-3! After the match, Masato Tanaka, and Balls Mahoney shook hands and hugged.

Simon Diamond vs. Little Guido vs. Mikey Whipwreck
The match started out with all three men hitting a variety moves on each other. It went back and forth, with each man getting a good amount of offense on each wrestler. Guido nailed Simon with an inverted power bombed, and got up to catch a flying Mikey Whipwreck from the top rope. Guido got set up in between the ropes, and Simon placed a chair over his head. Mikey came over the top rope, and hammered Guido with a guillotine leg drop. At this point, the lights in the arena went out. They then began to light up the arena with spotlights up above. Big Sal tried to get involved on the outside, and Mickey came over the tope ropes again, and took out Guido, Sal, and Simon all at once. On the inside of the ring, Mikey clocked Simon Diamond with a super kick. He picked Guido up to the top rope, and went to Whipper Snap him from high in the air! Simon charged to stop it, but Mikey dodged Simon, and hit him with the Whipper Snapper! Mikey pinned Diamond, and Simon was eliminated. Guido then slammed Mikey to the mat, and Big Sal came into the ring. Guido climbed to the top of Sal and dropped off with a huge Elbow drop, only to hit nothing but mat! Mikey then got something from his manager on the outside, and turned around and threw a fire ball in the eyes of Big Sal! As Mikey got up however, he was caught in the Sicilian Drop, and pinned for the 1-2-3 by Little Guido.

Kid Kash vs. C.W. Anderson
The Dangerous Alliance came out and challenged any girl to come out and fight Electra. Jazz answered the call, but had to get through all the members of DA. She did indeed, and stripped Electra down to some skimpy suit. From here, C.W. attacked Jazz, but Kid Kash hit the ring, and cleaned house. C.W. came into the ring and tried to use his power to get by Kash. Kash’s speed however was to much, and he began to flip C.W. all over the place. On the outside Kash took out a member of DA. Back intot he ring, Kash went for a hurincanrana on C.W., but instead took a power bomb for his troubles. C.W. hoisted Kid to the top rope, and then just threw him back down to the mat, right on his head. Kash rolled to the outside and got dropped jaw first on the steel rail by Beautiful Billy! As Kash attempted a few more high risk maneuvers, he was shot down by C.W.’s power, and got T-Bone/Snap Suplexed hard to the mat. Kid Kash caught C.W. Anderson going to the top however, and stopped him on the turnbuckle. Kid hopped up onto the top rope, and Super Frankensteinered C.W. Anderson! Kid went for the pin, and got the 1-2-3!

The Baldies vs. Nova/Chetti vs. Doring/Roadkill
The match started out in all mayhem! All three teams began to go to work on each other. Nova and Chetti began to double team Angel with a series of kicks. In came Doring and Roadkill, and they began to exchange blows. They cleared Nova and Chetti, and the Baldies came in and took out Doring. Roadkill however came from the top ropes and clobbered both Baldies. Nova hit the Swanton Bomb on Angel, but was lifted up and closelined by Doring to the mat. Baldies hit the ring and double teamed Roadkill! Double flapjack, sending the big man right on his face. Then they double choke slammed him on two chairs! Doring hit the ring and took out both Baldies and landed the Danaconda on Angel. Vic Grimes hit the ring, but caught a Bearback for his duties. Devito turned Doring around after this, and clobbered him with a guitar! They pinned Doring, and eliminated his team. However, Roadkill set Grimes on a table outside the ring, and from the top rope, jumped up and outside through the table on Grimes! In the ring, Nova and Chetti hit their trademarks. They then climbed the top rope and hit the Tidal Wave on The Baldies! They pinned Devito and got the 1-2-3! Chetti and Nova win! But the Baldies weren’t going to take that, and they began to kick the hell out of both Nova and Chetti.

The Baldies vs. New Jack
Street Match
New Jack hit the ring with a can full of weapons! He clocked Angel with a keyboard! He then whipped out a staple gun, and stapled Devito’s face! He then jammed a fork right in his forehead! Devito became a bloody mess quickly! New Jack threw him out into the audience, and followed him. New Jack delivered a couple huge right hands to send Devito backwards. New Jack pushed him back far, and laid him out on a table. New Jack then ascended high into the balcony above! He dove off and CRUSHED DEVITO FROM THE BALCONY THOUGH THE TABLE! New Jack made his way back to the ring where Chetti and Nova were going to work on Angel. Jack picked up a guitar, and WHACKED Angel hard in the face. New Jack then climbed to the top rope with a steel chair, and dove off and hit the 187 chair dive! New Jack pinned Angel, and got a 1-2-3 and announced the King of the Street Match!

Steve Corino vs. Tajiri
Tajiri quickly took control of this match with a series of kicks and knife edge chops. Tajiri went for a move and was reversed into a power bomb! Steve had Tajiri in a corner, and out of no where, Tajiri locked the Tarantula! Steve tried to bail to the back, but Corino caught him on the wood run way! Tajiri then verticle brain bustered Corino on the hard wood! Corino was then busted wide open! As Corino climbed back in, Tajiri began to bite Corinos open wound! Then Corino was hung in the tree of woe! Tajiri drop kicked him, then clocked him in the face with a steel chair! Tajiri set the chair in front of Steve’s face…and backed up to do whatever he was planning on doing. On the outside hoever, Tajiri’s foot was grabbed by someone, and Corino broke out of the position, and super kicked Tajiri in the face. When Corino tried to use a chair on Tajiri however, he got it kicked straight back into his face! Tajiri went to the outside and got a table. He set it up in the ring near the ropes. Corino was on the outside runway hanging on the ropes. Tajiri kicked the table, and the end of the table went straight into Corino’s mouth! Tajiri dove over the top rope to the aisle way ramp and took out both Corino, and a waiting Jack Victory. Tajiri got up and charged Corino, who back body dropped Tajiri into the ring, right onto that table! Back into the ring, Corino was attempting many pinning maneuvers. He was also bloodier then hell, dawning a beautiful Crimson Mask! Corino got a table from the outside, and set it up in the of the ring. Tajiri locked a abdominal stretch on the unsuspecting Corino! Jack Victory hit the ring and went to take Tajiri out! Tajiri wasn’t going to have that, and spit the green mist right in Jacks face! Tajiri then went hog wild on Corino with a series of kicks. Steve rolled onto the table, and Tajiri went to the top rope. Tajiri jumped off, and double stomped Corino! He pinned, Corino and got the 1-2-3. After the win, that big Asian guy from earlier hit the ring, and began to beat the hell out of Tajiri! From the back, Dusty Rhodes! Dusty cleaned house with a series of Bionic Elbows! Rhino hit the ring, and took Dusty out! Whats next?! ENTER NIGHT! Right into the next match…Sandman enters the ring!

Sandman vs. Rhino (ECW TV Champion)
The match begun with Rhino clobbering Sandman to the mat and sending the stomps down on him like a crazy man! Sandman fought back and made his way to the outside where he got a table and threw it into the ring! Sandman drove Rhino hard into the steel guard rail, and then tossed onto run way where Sandman set a table up against the ropes. Rhino got the advantage and set a steel chair up. Sandman stood dazed in front of the table, as Rhino charged Sandman, jumped off the chair, and MISSED Sandman, going straight into the table himself! Back into the ring, Sandman used an already broken table, and piledrove Rhine right onto it! He hit another one! From the back, Sandman’s wife came down with a kendo stick and began to hit Jack Victory and Steve Corino! Sandman and Rhino made their way onto the run way, and Rhino got the advantage and piledrove Sandman right onto it! Sandman’s wife then jumped onto Rhino, and he dragged her into the ring. He picked her up onto the apron, and dropped down outside the ring straight through a table waiting on the outside with a piledriver! PILEDRIVER THROUGH A TABLE ON LORI FULINGTON! They drug her back into the ring, and set her against a slanted table in the corner. Sandman came into the ring and clocked Rhino with the Singapore cane! Sandman walked over to his wife to see what was wrong because she was not moving. Rhino then charged and speared Sandman right into his wife through that table! Rhino covered Sandman and got the 1-2-3!

Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn
The match started out like the usual RVD/Lynn matches. A series of pinning, aerial maneuvers that tip back and forth, until each man pop up at the same time and get a standing ovation. Another run of the same exact thing happened. Both times, these displays were very entertaining! RVD then posed for the crowd, as did Lynn. RVD clocked Lynn with a spinning heel kick as they went to lock up, and then did a nice cart wheel back flip splash on Lynn. Lynn got the advantage, however, and sent RVD to the apron, and then jumped onto the top rope, and drop kicked RVD to the outside, Jericho style. Lynn then came up over the top ropes and clobbered RVD on the outside! RVD whipped Lynn into the steel guard rail quickly though, and then hoisted Jerry onto the steel railing. Alfonso held a chair over Lynn’s head, and RVD came off the apron with a 360 Guillotine Legdrop! RVD then went for a moonsault off the guard rails, but hit completely wood floor! Back into the ring, Lynn dropped RVD face first with an inverted Suplex, and then a quick guillotine legdrop. Lynn then came up off the ropes, and was caught by RVD into a northern lights position, but then he reversed that into a hard DDT! Lynn the lifted RVD up off the mat and hit Craddle Piledrive! Lynn lifted RVD up and sent him into the ropes, and then both men hit with a double closeline. Fonzie threw a chair into the ring! Both got up, and RVD grabbed the chair and tossed it to Jerry, Jerry caught it and threw it back! Caught it again on the rebound, swung at Alfonzo on the apron, missed, RVD came around attempted Vandaminator, Lynn ducked, RVD came back with a sweep, Lynn jumped and in mid air dropped the chair and legdropped RVD’s face on it! Fonzie got involved again and threw another chair in! RVD got the advantage back and placed the chair on Jerry’s midsection. RVD did his rolling senton splash and landed it cleaning right on the chair! RVD got another chair, and while Lynn was down in the corner, RVD charged him and kicked the chair in Lynn’s face like a skateboard! Lynn was able to recover quickly, and landed a running power bomb on RVD on a steel chair! Lynn hoisted RVD to the top rope, and executed a text book Superplex! Lynn went to the outside and set a table up near the ring. Lynn climbed to the top rope and attempted a tornado ddt! RVD reversed it, then Lynn reversed it, then RVD, then Lynn, the RVD, shesh! Finally, Rob caught Lynn and Bulldogged him straight to hell! Scotty Anton was helping RVD up, when Lynn came over the top rope and clocked Scotty Anton! Back into the ring, RVD landed a Vandaminator on Lynn! RVD then put the steel chair on Lynn’s chest and climbed to the top rope…FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON THE CHAIR! From the back, “The Network” hit the ring! All the members from the Network began to beat the hell out of both Lynn and RVD! RVD quickly got advantage over Rhino and sent him out of the ring! RVD then Vandaminatored Cyrus! Lynn got up and Vandaminatored Alfonso! RVD then Vandaminatored Lynn! RVD went to the top rope, and then Scotty pushed him off and RVD went sailing! Scotty Anton then removed his RVD shirt. Lynn brought RVD into the ring, and then Cradle Piledrove him onto a steel chair! Lynn got the 1-2-3! nd his victory over Rob Van FN Dam!

Justin Credible (ECW Heavyweight Champion) vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Lance Storm
Earlier in the night, Joey Stylz announced about how right as the show started, Dreamer walked into the arena a bloody mess from a beating by Justin Credible. Paul E. told him to take the night off. So, as the entrances were being done, Dreamer tried to come out but was stopped by Paul E. and his security gang. So, Dreamer was sent to the back, and the match was turned into a Storm/Credible world title match.

The match began with Justin and Lance talking a lot of trash to each other. Both men fought their way to the outside where they exchanged a series of fists and chops. Justin took control and pounded the hell out of Lance’s forehead. Lance was busted open, and Justin got a table set up on the run way. Inside the ring the match went, and Justin landed a nice power bomb. Justin sent Lance off the ropes, and Lance popped back with a Hurincanrana. He got up and followed it up with a big money drop kick! Lance attempted a suplex, but Justin rolled out of it, and responded back with a Superkick. Justin then got a steel chair, set it up, and drove Storm’s face directly on it. As Justin went for an abdominal stretch, Storm reversed it and hiptossed Justin over the top rope, to the outside run way, through a table set up earlier in the match! Storm locked a single leg Boston Crab, and Francine hit the ring! Stopped the hold, then Dawn Marie hit the ring! CAT FIGHT!! Justin then grabbed Dawn Marie, and “THAT’S INCREIBLE” PILEDROVE HER! In the ring, Justin hit “That’s Incredible” Twice! Credible got the pin, and 1-2-3!

 As Justin was celebrating, Dreamer hit the ring with a Singapore Cane! He took Justin out and then had Francine cornered! Franchise sweet talked Dreamer, and it seemed like she was going to be home free. As they hugged, Dreamer lifted Francine up in the air, and DVD! DVD ON FRANCINE!

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