Universal Studios Orlando
Orlando, Florida
July 15, 2007
hey opened with a video
package on the Match of Champions match between Kurt Angle & Samoa Joe vs. Team
3D. Focus was on Angle vs. Brother Ray and Ray not respecting Angle since the
day he stepped into TNA.
Live in the arena, the Ultimate X was set up with the giant red "X" hanging from
the structure. Christopher Daniels was the first man out for the ten-man
gauntlet match. Jay Lethal came out next. And Daniels jumped Lethal from behind
to start things off.
1 -- ULTIMATE X GAUNTLET MATCH
Daniels choked Lethal against the ropes to start things off. Don West said
they're using the Elevation X structure instead of the regular Ultimate X
structure because of how many men are going to be in the ring. Puma came out as
the third competitor. He attacked Lethal from behind and accepted an elbow smash
for his trouble. He went for a suplex, but Lethal blocked and Puma hit a kick to
the face. Homicide came out as the fourth wrestler in the match. He didn't get
into the ring right away, though, and simply waited for a good opening to attack
Lethal. Homicide dropped Lethal with an Ace Crusher, then he played to the crowd
and got a big pop. The Guru Sonjay Dutt came out fifth. He's found a new inner
peace, said West. Dutt cleared the ring, then the video went out momentarily.
Petey Williams came out sixth. He caught Daniels and Puma with a dual Russian
legsweep, then went for the Destroyer on Homicide, but Puma gave him a kick to
the face. Petey dropped him with the Canadian Destroyer for good measure, then
eliminated him over the top rope. The plants in the front row went nuts after
the C.D. Petey was then eliminated. Shark Boy came out as the seventh
participant. Elix Skipper made his return as the eighth man. Big "welcome back"
chant from the fans. Skipper dumped Shark Boy over the top rope for an
elimination. Skipper then eliminated Dutt after flipping him over the top rope.
Kaz, dressed normally, came out as the ninth participant. He cleared everyone
with kick combos. Senshi came out as the tenth, and final, participant. As soon
as Senshi's music hit, Kaz started climbing the structure to go for the X. We're
down to Senshi, Kaz, Daniels, Homicide, Lethal, and Skipper.
Senshi and Kaz fought on the structure, and Senshi pounded Kaz down to the mat
with kicks to the head. Senshi then climbed the structure American Gladiators
style, but Daniels pulled him down. Daniels climbed the structure, but Kaz
pulled him down at 10:00. Suddenly, there were four men in center of the
structure. Skipper and Homicide worked together to pull the other four men down,
then Homicide clotheslined Daniels to the mat. Random action broke out, with
Daniels being the last man standing. He started climbing the structure with his
arms and legs inside the trusses. Lethal made up ground and kicked Daniels's
arms out from under. Daniels was hanging upside down, as a result, and Kazarian
flew off the top rope with a sick Ace Crusher on Daniels as he hung upside down.
Sweet spot made annoying by the plant fans desperate to create something huge.
The action broke down, with Kaz and Skipper being the last two standing. They
walked on top of the structure and met in the center, then stopped and stared
down at the giant fall below. Both men teased falling down while touching the X
hanging in the center. Neither man was able to grab it, then they crashed to the
mat. The action quieted down until Skipper hit the Sudden Death on Senshi and
Kaz hit the Wave of the Future on Skipper. Kaz then took Homicide up top and hit
the Flux Capacitor. I haven't seen that since PWG two years ago. Daniels then
chucked Kaz into the structure to the floor.
At 18:00, Lethal threw Daniels aside and started climbing the structure. He
reached the center while Daniels started climbing the other side. Skipper then
pulled Lethal down. Senshi and Skipper connected with a double team leg kick on
Lethal. Meanwhile, Daniels crawled to the center of the structure and grabbed
the X. He crashed down to the mat and came to his feet standing next to Skipper
and Senshi. The fans recognized it, and just as we predicted on the C&R audio
PPV preview, it's the reunion of Triple X.
WINNER: Daniels in 19:00 to become #1 Contender to the X Division Title. A lot
of spots. Exciting moments. One good reunion. (***1/4)
Jeremy Borash found Team 3D backstage for an interview on the Match of Champions
match. Brother Devon interrupted and spoke first. Ray wasn't sure what to make
of it. Yes, tension between Team 3D, as expected. Devon said he's waited 15 long
years to become World Champion. He told Angle to be prepared for when he pins
him to become champion. Ray said he's speechless. He hasn't seen Devon this
excited since he found out Paris Hilton was down with the brown. Ray then
guaranteed that Devon, Joe, and Angle aren't winning because he's winning the X
Division Title. He's the high-flying, technical specialist who invented the Asai
Moonsault. Devon said a dream is a dream, but your dream is not coming true.
"Neither is yours, because as far as you're concerned, you're not winning as
long as you're in that ring," Ray said. Devon pulled him back and said he would
do what he has to do. They had a staredown, then Borash tried to interject, but
Ray shoved him down.
Leticia, wearing some goofy hat, interviewed Samoa Joe backstage. She asked Joe
if he can trust Kurt Angle. Joe said he can't trust him, but Angle's
shortcomings won't prevent him from pinning one of the Team 3D partners. He said
he's going to expose Angle as the mark that he is, and he'll know one thing that
he is Samoa Joe, the TNA X Division champion and Angle will be broken.
Tenay and West broke down the PPV card ringside to allow for some breathing room
after the opening match.
Backstage again, Leticia interviewed B.G. James and Kip James. B.G. said he's
glad upper management has come down on man on woman violence, so they brought in
a surprise opponent from New Orleans for Christy Hemme. Kip then talked about
the official breakdown on Lance Hoyt. He said he's sticking his boot up Hoyt's
ass.
Christy Hemme and Lance Hoyt led the Bashams to ringside while making out. B.G.
and Kip then came out and B.G. did his usual intro. He then brought out the
newest member of VKM: the Voodoo Queen from New Orleans. Some woman named Roxxi
LaVeaux slithered out on stage wearing a gypsy outfit. Is this a rib? Christy
had this look of confusion on her face. The fans chanted, "What is that?" Kip
held the ropes open for Roxxi to step through into the ring. West said the woman
looks half-crazy. It wouldn't be a TNA PPV without at least one WrestleCrap
moment.
2 -- BASHAM & DAMAJA (w/Christy Hemme and Lance Hoyt) vs. VKM (B.G. JAMES &
KIP JAMES)
B.G. ran over the Bashams to start things off, then B.G. knocked Hoyt off the
apron. Christy tried to resuscitate Hoyt with a liplock. They went to the TNA
Mobile texting deal for who will win the Match of Champions match. Kip took
control at 2:00, then Hoyt grabbed his foot from the outside. It didn't faze Kip
too long, so he gave chase on the outside. Christy suddenly entered the ring
when Hoyt returned to the ring. She slapped Kip on the face, then Roxxi tried to
enter the ring, but Earl Hebner got the heat by holding her back. The Bashams
then knocked B.G. to the outside for Hoyt to work him over. Back in the ring,
they worked on B.G. as the fans chanted, "Boring". Kip actually led the cheers
from the apron. B.G. then avoided Basham's diving headbutt and tagged out to
Kip, who cleaned house. Hoyt then slid a chair into the ring and Kip picked it
up. Hoyt took advantage by kicking the chair into Kip's head behind the ref's
back. Damaja made a cover, but Kip kicked out. Hoyt argued with the ref, which
allowed B.G. to use the chair on Damaja. Kip then covered Damaja for the win.
After the match, Christy screamed at Hoyt for screwing up, so she sent him back
into the ring. B.G. then clotheslined Hoyt over the top rope to the floor.
Christy entered the ring and tried to slap Kip, but Kip grabbed her and brought
in Roxxi. She shook and she shook, but was unsuccessful at the shimmy. Kip then
threw Christy into Roxxi, who hit a Dominator on Christy.
WINNERS: VKM in 7:00. A boring match, if you ask Kip. Roxxi needs to watch some
Papa Shango tapes to understand the intricacies of the demon-possessed gimmick.
(1/4*)
Backstage, Kurt Angle was interviewed by Borash. He said Joe and Team 3D both
said the same thing about Angle not winning the match tonight. Angle said he
can't help that he was born great, so Joe should be mad at his mother for giving
birth to him. He said it's not going to be a three-on-one match, as he's
bringing back-up. He said it would be shake and break time tonight (complete
with hand motions).
They aired a video package on the Rhino vs. James Storm feud. James Storm then
came to the ring with Jackie Moore. Tenay told us the sob story about Rhino's
family, then Rhino charged the ring and scared the heels away. Referee Rudy
Charles then gave Jackie the boot from ringside before the opening bell. Storm
and Jackie tried to talk strategy after Jackie got the boot, so Rhino took the
fight to the outside and threw him into the guardrails. Rhino dumped Storm on
the entrance ramp, then threw him over the guardrail to the floor ringside. They
fought into the bleachers, then Rhino pushed a young girl away as she tried to
get camera time. Rhino slammed Storm into the base of the stands, then a fan
handed him a beer bottle. He held the bottle, then tossed it into the crowd.
Rhino dumped Storm back over the guardrail to ringside and they continued to
brawl ringside. Rhino then took Storm into the ring and the bell sounded.
3 -- RHINO vs. JAMES STORM (w/Jackie Moore)
Rhino ran over Storm with a hard clothesline right out of the gate, then he went
to the second rope, but Storm dumped him off the top rope to the floor below.
Storm took control of the match, working on Rhino's neck and back. Storm then
tossed Rhino over the top rope to the floor and wiped his hands of Rhino. He
followed on the outside and landed a right hand blow. Back in the ring, Storm
sat down on a reverse chinlock in center ring. He was unsuccessful on a few pin
attempts, so he went under the ring and picked up a beer bottle. The referee
reprimanded him, then he put the bottle down and caught Rhino with a double foot
kick to the face. He went up top, but Rhino crotched him and landed a superplex
for a nearfall. And then we have a ref bump at 7:00 when Storm ducked a
clothesline and the ref took the blow. Storm took advantage by grabbing the beer
bottle as Rhino set up the Gore. Rhino charged Storm, but Storm met him with a
beer bottle smash across the face. Storm made the cover and the referee awoke to
make a three count.
After the match, we saw Rhino's face busted wide open. Storm then pulled out a
white noose and tied Rhino's arms behind his back against the middle ropes.
Jackie Moore then came to the ringside with a keg and camera in her hands. Storm
landed a chair shot to the face while Rhino was tied up, then Storm opened the
keg and poured the beer into Rhino's mouth. Jackie took a picture of Rhino hung
up in the ropes, then Jackie posed in front of Rhino and Storm took a picture.
Refs tried to hold Storm back, but Storm kept going back for more. Storm
appeared to be ready to leave, but he grabbed another chair and cracked Rhino
across the face. Rhino was expressionless as Storm left with a vile look on his
face.
WINNER: Storm in 8:00. Decent match, but the post-match beating from Storm was
the story. That's a money segment if TNA plays its cards right and doesn't shove
the beating under the rug like they did with Christian's Coalition on Abyss a
few months ago. (**)
Backstage, Leticia interviewed Jerry Lynn and Mr. Backlund. Lynn said it's
always been about respect, and they're not trying to hang onto the past, but
honor the old style of wrestling. He said the video games, profanity, and
attitude of the rookies needs to end. Backlund talked about being a family unit
because they believe in no drugs, no cheating, no lying, and no throwing garbage
on their country. Backlund screamed about fighting for the moms, dads, and
children. It's Backlund.
Kevin Nash led Shelley and Sabin to the ring. Nash's hair changes with every PPV.
Lynn and Backlund then came to the ring. Tenay talked about the old school men
having over 100 years of life experience. Not too flattering. Nash was reading
Backlund's diary ringside before the match.
4 -- MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS (CHRIS SABIN & ALEX SHELLEY w/Kevin Nash) vs.
MR. BACKLUND & JERRY LYNN
Sabin put Backlund in a full nelson hold in the opening minute, but Backlund
countered into a full nelson of his own. Shelley took a tag, then Lynn took a
tag. Shelley accidentally kicked Sabin in the face with an enziguiri, then
Shelley tried to break up a pin on Sabin, but Lynn moved and Sabin took the
blow. Lynn went for a cradle piledriver on Sabin, but Shelley spewed water in
Lynn's eyes. Sabin kicked Backlund off the apron, then Shelley and Sabin danced
circles around Lynn. The new school heels settled into an offensive attack on
Lyn, then Backlund took a tag, but the ref didn't allow it since he was
distracted by some sort of belt that was thrown into the ring. The heels hung
Lynn upside down in the corner, then hit combo dropkicks to Lynn's head.
Backlund entered the ring without a tag and cleaned house. Referee didn't do
anything about Backlund entering the ring without a tag. Backlund gave Sabin an
overhead slam and Sabin caught Lynn unexpectedly in the back of the leg on the
way down. Could have been an injury for Lynn. Nash then entered the ring and
knocked over Lynn with a big boot, leading to a pin for the win.
WINNERS: Sabin & Shelley in 10:00. New school heels were much more over than the
faces here. Decent action with the usual inconsistency in officiating from TNA.
(*3/4)
Backstage, Borash followed Angle around backstage looking for help. He
approached Jay Lethal in the restroom about watching his back in the main event.
Lethal thought he said wash your back. Angle then asked Lethal if he'd like to
be World champion. Angle placed his IWGP and TNA title belts on Lethal's
shoulders. Lethal got a good look at himself in the mirror, then Angle jumped
him and threw him into a shower stall.
They aired a video package on the Roode vs. Young feud.
5 -- ROBERT ROODE & MS. BROOKS vs. ERIC YOUNG & GAIL KIM
The action broke down early on, then Young kissed Brooks on the lips. The heels
recovered on the floor, then Young hit a suicide dive on Roode. Gail followed
with a rough plancha on Brooks's face on the floor. Back in the ring, Gail
slammed Brooks into the turnbuckles. Gail then squared off with Roode, who took
a tag. Gail landed a forearm blow, then tagged in Young, who worked on Roode
until Brooks tripped Young from behind. She then rammed Young crotch-first into
the ringpost. The heels took control and exchanged tags working on Young. Brooks
missed a corner clothesline, then Young made the hot tag to Gail, who cleaned
house. She then went up top for a huracanrana on Roode, but Roode sat down on a
Boston Crab. Young made the save, though, with a DDT. The women brawled in the
ring and Gail hit a top rope missile dropkick. Gail then used Roode against
Brooks before teaming up with Young for a double dropkick on Roode. Gail made
the cover on Brooks for the win.
Afterward, Roode snapped and threw a chair around ringside. He chased the faces
from ringside. Roode then screamed at Brooks for screwing everything up. She
left the ring after being slapped a few times, then Young became quite
concerned. He ran back into the ring from behind and pansted Roode, revealing a
thong. Young then ran back out of the ring to avoid Roode's wrath. The fans
laughed at Roode while Brooks backed away from ringside.
WINNERS: Young & Gail in 9:00. Another Roode vs. Young match and another Young
victory. Time to move on. Good action with the crowd into the story. (*3/4)
Backstage, Borash interviewed Christian Cage with Styles and Tomko. He talked
about his match against Chris Harris. Christian said he's been on top since the
day he walked through the door. He said he has everything a wrestler needs to be
a top star in the business. Christian said there's room for only one leading man
in TNA. Styles was concerned while Tomko was annoyed. Christian said Styles has
potential. Tomko grabbed Styles by the shirt and told them they have a match
tonight. Angle interrupted and said he needs to talk to Christian. He said his
partner, Joe, is out to get him and he needs help. Christian said they have
their own problems to deal with, so no can do. Christian led his boys away.
Sonjay Dutt interrupted all smiles with a tambourine. He asked for a donation to
a virus in Africa. Angle told him not to smile at him. Dutt kept smiling, then
Angle screamed at him that if he wasn't in TNA, there would be TNA, which means
Dutt wouldn't have a job. Dutt said the old Sonjay would have thought of that as
a threat of violence, but not anymore. He pitched for a donation, then Angle
took off his sunglasses and grabbed the tambourine. He teased giving a donation
before slamming it over Dutt's head. He then chucked him into a locker and
landed right hand blows while saying
here...is...your...donation...you...stupid...bastard. Hilarious and great all at
the same time. Angle then left after leaving Dutt KO'ed on the floor.
They aired a video package on Chris Harris.
6 -- CHRISTIAN CAGE vs. CHRIS HARRIS
They started in the ring, but quickly moved to the outside where Harris dumped
Christian back-first on the entrance ramp. Christian recovered and shoved Harris
crotch-first into the ringpost before coming off the top rope with an elbow
smash to the face. They spilled back to the outside and Christian tried to use a
chair, but the ref yanked it away from him. Harris then whipped Christian
knee-first into the ring steps before throwing him back into the ring. Harris
accepted a round of slaps to the face before powering up to land left-arm
punches and a clothesline. They fought up top and Christian landed a front face
suplex down to the mat for a nearfall. They teased finishing holds before Harris
caught Christian with his own Unprettier finisher for a nearfall. Harris then
missed with a corner dive and Christian caught him with the Unprettier for a
nearfall. Christian suddenly ripped off a corner turnbuckle before walking into
a catapult into the exposed steel. Harris followed with a full nelson slam for
another nearfall. They did the spot where the heel surprised the babyface with a
chair shot to the head as the babyface put his head through the ropes to grab
the heel. Dustin Rhodes then walked out on stage and distracted Christian. Tomko
ran to ringside to distract the ref, then Rhodes ran into the ring and clocked
Harris in the back with handcuffs. Of course, they missed the camera shot of
Rhodes attacking Harris from behind. Christian rolled up Harris, then the ref
came back around to make a three count.
WINNER: Christian Cage in 13:00. Brawling, nearfalls, and outside interference.
Standard TNA PPV match. They used an easy formula to guarantee a decent match.
(**1/2)
Backstage, Sting and Abyss stood with Borash. Sting said it took a long time to
form the tag team after all the tacks, tables, and blood spilled. He said he's
passing the torch from one veteran to the man who will change wrestling. Abyss,
grasping his barbed wire bat after cutting his hands, cut a promo. "Tomko.
Styles. Your blood. My hands. Tonight. Click. Doomsday."
Styles and Tomko came out first. Showing unity as a tag team, Abyss and Sting
came out to separate ring entrances.
7 -- A.J. STYLES & TOMKO vs. STING & ABYSS
Early on, Styles played the cocky, undersized man in a fight, landing kicks and
punches on Abyss before dancing around the ring to avoid Abyss. He then went for
a cross body block, but he merely bounced off Abyss's chest to the mat. Tomko
took a tag then went face-to-face with Abyss. Sting then blind tagged himself
into the match and squared off with Tomko. Sting landed Scorpion Splashes on
Styles and Tomko before bringing in Abyss, who ran over the heels with corner
splashes. He then dropped Tomko with a big boot to the face for a nearfall. They
fought on the floor and Tomko slammed Abyss into the guardrail before working on
him in the ring. They had a mid-ring collision at 7:00, then Styles took a tag
and ran off Abyss's back and punched Sting in the face to prevent a face hot
tag. Sting eventually took the tag and clotheslined Tomko to the floor. He then
landed ten punches on Styles before Styles slid out and dropped Sting across the
top turnbuckle. The action spilled to the outside with everyone on the floor
except for Sting, who readied himself on the top turnbuckle and flew down onto
everyone. The viewers didn't see Sting nail Tomko with a chair shot, as they
were showing a replay, but apparently, the ref let the chair shot go. Back in
the ring, Styles with a great combo of leap frog, drop down, and flying dropkick
on Sting for a close nearfall. Styles went for a top rope huracanrana, but Sting
grabbed the top rope to block the move. He then landed a flying clothesline at
13:00. Abyss took a tag and threw Styles high into the air before chokeslamming
Tomko. He made a cover for a nearfall. The action broke down. In the ring, Abyss
with the Shock Treatment torture rack back breaker on Styles. Tomko then snuck
in and gave Abyss a two-hand slam for a nearfall. Sting slipped in and put Tomko
in the Scorpion Deathlock, and Tomko tapped out, but Styles had the ref
distracted. Styles then hit a springboard dive onto Abyss, knocking Abyss into
Sting. Sting went for a clothesline on Tomko, but Tomko moved and Abyss caught
Tomko with the Black Hole Slam for the win.
Afterward, Abyss and Sting held each other's arms in the air in victory. James
Mitchell then emerged from the top of the ramp and said how touching that was.
He said they should enjoy their victory while they can, as there are debts to be
repaid. Mitchell said the Doomsday Clock is ticking. He laughed maniacally as
Abyss showed fear in the ring.
WINNERS: Sting & Abyss in 16:00. Good TNA formula match that predictably broke
down into Texas Tornado style-fighting. The whole show has followed the usual
TNA PPV formula, which isn't bad or good. Just par for the course. (**3/4)
They aired the silly Wrestlers Are Machines video package to hype the Match of
Champions match. Tenay and West broke down the main event title match with the
tale of the tape.
Team 3D came out first for the main event. Samoa Joe then did the Samoan dance
entrance, but without joining in the dancing. They cut backstage where Kurt
Angle was shown leaving his locker. Very quiet hallway. He then approached
Martyr and Havok, who were sitting in a dark corner. They laughed at the thought
of backing him up in his match tonight. He casually placed his belts down, then
proceeded to beat the crap out of them. They cut back to the arena and Angle
emerged for his entrance. Borash handled the formal ring intros as the TNA
referee staff held all the belts. Team 3D had barely any crowd reaction other
than some scattered boos. Joe was the obvious fan favorite. Angle with boos and
some positive whistles. The fans chanted, "Angle sucks" before the bell sounded.
8 -- TNA Hvt. champion KURT ANGLE & X Division champion SAMOA JOE vs. TNA Tag
champions TEAM 3D (BROTHER RAY & BROTHER DEVON)
Devon and Joe started things off and Devon landed right hand blows as Joe tried
to cover up. Tenay revealed the final results of the text voting: Joe won again
with 38 percent and Angle came in second with 36 percent. Angle took a tag, then
Ray took a tag from Devon. Angle went for amateur holds on Ray, then Ray used
his wide body to ram Angle into the corner turnbuckle, rearranging Angle's
singlet. He then answered with a German suplex on Ray before tagging in Joe, who
landed right hand jabs on Ray. Devon took a tag, then Joe/Angle exchanged tags
working over Devon. After a few minutes, Devon took brief control and had a pin
on Angle, but Ray entered the ring and pushed Devon off the pin. Devon and Ray
had a brief argument, allowing Angle to tag out to Joe, who accepted a Rock
Bottom from Joe. Devon then returned the favor by shoving Ray off Joe. The fan
chanted for Devon, then Devon put a finger on Ray's chest and Ray answered with
a hard shove to the mat. Ray then bailed from ringside before returning to the
ring for a low blow on Joe behind the ref's back. Ray and Devon then hugged each
other, as if they were just ribbing everyone about the teased break up. Would
have worked to set up the finish, but came across overdone in the middle of the
match. Team 3D worked on Joe in their corner while Ray continued to get booed.
Joe came back with a leaping knee strike from the middle rope and went for a tag
to Angle, but Ray ran across the ring and knocked Angle off the apron before
slapping Joe in the face. Joe made a comeback at 14:00 and tagged out to Angle,
who cleaned house. Angle dropped the straps and went for the Olympic Slam on
Ray, but Devon pulled Ray down and they tried to set up the diving headbutt to
Angle's crotch, but Joe crotched Devon. The action broke down and Joe executed
an impressive DVD on Ray for a nearfall. Angle then caught Devon with a
moonsault, but Ray made the save with a slap to Angle's back as he made a cover.
Team 3D called for the tables, but Angle and Joe caught them from behind with
ankle locks. Neither one tapped, then Ray broke free. Angle accidentally smashed
Joe in the face with a clothesline. Angle then turned around and met the 3D.
Devon had the pin, but Rick Steiner came to ringside and pulled the ref out of
the ring. Scott Steiner then snuck into the ring and smashed Ray with a pipe
shot to the face. Angle hit the Olympic Slam on Ray, but Joe undercut Angle just
like the reverse on Impact. Joe picked up the scraps and pinned Ray for the win
to capture the TNA Tag Titles. Afterward, Joe held the X Division and Tag Titles
over Ray's fallen body as Angle held his leg in pain.
WINNER: Joe in 18:00 to capture the TNA Tag Titles. The usual outside
interference in a TNA PPV main event, per the formula, but a very dramatic final
five minutes capped off by Joe turning the tables on Angle. This was TNA's way
of having Joe win a big main event PPV match to show the fans that their text
message votes aren't going to waste, but without ever giving Joe that big World
Title match victory. Sets up the next chapter in the endless saga of Joe vs.
Angle. (***1/2)
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