AEW Dynamite
Jacksonville, Florida
March 17, 2021
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AEW’s special “St. Patrick’s Day Slam” opens up with MJF’s crew
arriving earlier today in a private jet.
Penta el Cero Miedo (1-1) vs. “The American Nightmare” Cody Rhodes
(3-1) w/Arn Anderson
Penta cuts a promo before the match saying he is going to break
Cody’s arm and send him on an early paternity leave. “You’re
welcome,” Penta says. Penta dives over the top onto Cody as he was
walking down the ramp. Penta beats Cody’s ass all around ringside
until Cody finally gets the advantage by throwing Penta into the
barricade.
Cody rolls into the ring and Penta gives chase and rips Cody’s shirt
off before lighting him up with some chops. Cody gets in Penta’s
face and kicks him, then hits a Front Suplex. Cody misses a
clothesline and Penta catches him with a Sling Blade for two. Cody
comes back and attempts a Cross Rhodes but Penta knees him in the
head and then hits a Backstabber in the corner for another two.
Penta sets up a barricade at ringside and then puts a Leprechaun hat
on before kicking Cody in the face. Penta tries to slam Cody onto
the barricade but Cody hits a Pump Kick. Cody tries to slam Penta
into the barricade but Penta kicks him and tosses him in the ring.
Penta climbs up top but Cody crotches him and then hits a gorgeous
Super Rana!
Cody looks to have injured his arm on the landing and Penta starts
going after it. Penta hits an Armbreaker and then taunts Anderson at
ringside. Cody kicks Penta’s knee and puts him in a headlock, but
Penta shoves him into the ropes. Cody lifts Penta up onto his
shoulders but Penta fights out and hits Cody with an Enziguri. Cody
comes back with a Disaster Kick knocking Penta to the floor. Cody
hits a Tope Suicida on Penta slamming Penta into the barricade that
he had set up earlier.
Back in the ring, Cody Superkicks Penta and hits an American
Destroyer! Cody follows up with the Cody Cutter! 1…2…NO Penta kicks
out! Cody hits the CrossRhodes and Penta still kicks out! Arn
Anderson freaks out at ringside over Penta kicking out. Cody hits a
Gringo Killa Homicide style! 1…2…NO Penta kicks out AGAIN!
Cody grabs Penta and drags him to the apron and slams his leg into
the ring post. He rolls Penta back in the ring and locks in the
Figure Four but Penta still reaches the ropes. Cody starts showing
more and more frustration as he goes for a second Figure Four, but
Penta grabs his injured arm and does the Arm Breaker! Penta
celebrates and Cody surprises him with a rollup for the pin.
Winner: Cody via pinfall (rollup)
Penta attacks Cody after the match and goes after the arm more.
Dustin Rhodes and the Gunn Club run out to chase Penta off. QT
Marshall finally walks onto the stage as Penta has already taken off
and shrugs his shoulders as the rest of the Nightmare Family yells
at him.
Alex Marvez interviews the Young Bucks backstage. Matt Jackson says
that Fenix beat him in singles action and he has also beaten Nick in
a singles match but they are the best tag team in wrestling. Don
Callis interrupts and brings a “do not slap leg when kicking” shirt
and gives it to them as a gift for their dad. He admits that the
Bucks never actually attacked him. He said he actually wanted them
to kick him because he wanted to see the old Young Bucks team that
he saw destroying people in Japan.
Callis says there is nothing elite about the Bucks anymore and says
they are killing their careers. Matt calls him “uncle creepy” and
says he changed Omega. Callis says he has changed because now he is
the “God of wrestling” and he doesn’t recognize the Bucks anymore.
He says they aren’t elite anymore, they are just a washed up tag
team living off their name with fancy tights. He asks them to look
in the mirror and ask themselves if they are the same team he saw
tearing it up in New Japan.
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Jade Cargill (1-0) vs. Dani Jordyn (0-2)
Cargill catches Dani with a Waistlock early but Dani elbows her and
then runs into a Big Boot. Jade hits a Release German Suplex
followed by the Jaded Slam for the pin.
Winner: Cargill via pinfall (Jaded)
MJF and his crew make their way to the ring and Tully says that it
feels good to be in the ring with this group of guys. He says last
week they were in the ring with the best group AEW had to offer and
left them laying. He says that makes them the baddest group in AEW
now. Tully says years ago he was with the greatest group of guys in
the history of wrestling and now he will finish his career with the
greatest group of guys in professional wrestling.
MJF says it wasn’t easy having to take a seat behind Jericho for six
months. He said every time Jericho spoke he had take a step as far
back as Jericho’s hairline. He says he shucked and jived and
pretended to like his bullshit but it worked. He says that Jericho
thought he was taking MJF under his wing, meanwhile he was plucking
Jericho’s feathers.
MJF says he fooled everyone into thinking he wanted to take over the
Inner Circle so MJF wouldn’t see what was coming. He said from day
one the game was to destroy the Inner Circle from inside and on top
of its remains he wanted to build something stronger. MJF says that
they are “The Pinnacle” and says that you may not like their lineup
but you have to respect it.
MJF runs down his crew and their accolades and then says that he is
unstoppable and reminds us he’s only 24 years old. He says when his
career is all said and done no one will think about Jericho and that
the GOAT status will be reserved for MJF. He says that they are “The
Pinnacle” and they will be the backbone of AEW for years to come. He
says they will take every championship AEW has to offer and they
will also take what they want, when they want it.
MJF says he wants the Inner Circle’s locker room now and they will
take more from the Inner Circle every single week. MJF says that he
is better than Jericho and he knows it.
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The Butcher & The Blade, Private Party & “Big Money” Matt
Hardy vs. The Jurassic Express & Bear Country (Boulder Bear
& Bronson Bear)
All 10 guys break into a brawl until the babyfaces clean house. Matt
comes back with a Side Effect after some miscommunication from the
babyfaces and gets a nearfall.
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Luchasaurus runs over Private Party with a Double Shoulder Block and
then knocks Butcher off the apron. Lucha hits a Pump Kick on Quen
and a Press Slam for Kassidy. Lucha throws Quen to the side with a
backdrop and then a German Suplex for Blade. Lucha goes for a
Powerslam but Quen pulls Kassidy off and then he lays them out with
kicks. He hits a Superkick on Kassidy and then a Standing Moonsault
for a nearfall before Butcher breaks up the pin.
Butcher headbutts Lucha but eats a Missile Dropkick from Stunt.
Lucha grabs Kassidy by the throat and tags Bronson. Bronson hits a
T-Bone Suplex on Kassidy and then he and Lucha argue as he was
trying to tag Marko. Marko tags himself in and goes after Kassidy as
the babyfaces continue to argue. The heels attack the other
babyfaces on the outside.
Private Party lays Stunt out with a Pump Kick and Quen tags in as
they throw Stunt into the corner. Stunt tries to fight them off but
Hardy stops him and Private Party hit the Gin and Juice. Hardy tags
in and hits Stunt with the Twist of Fate for the pin.
Winners: Private Party, Hardy, Butcher & Blade via pinfall
(Twist of Fate)
Backstage Moxley says he isn’t in a good mood and he should be
sitting on a beach somewhere but instead he is here getting ready
for another war. Moxley says the real problem is the Good Brothers
and they need to get rid of them. He says he doesn’t like them
because they are cheap shot artists. Kingston says Gallows looks
like “Forky” from the Toy Story movies.
They make fun of “Chad 2 Bad” aka Anderson. Kingston says they could
keep making fun of them and making jokes but this isn’t the Impact
Zone, it’s their home and “yall ain’t never popped nothing, ya’ll
ain’t never shot nothing, so stop fronting” quoting 50 Cent. He says
that they are cowards and cowards die 1,000 deaths, while real
soldiers like he and Moxley only die once.
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Christian Cage says that wrestlers that go around busting their
asses every single night are called “workhorses.” He says he makes
wrestlers better by just getting in the ring with him but he isn’t a
workhorse, he is THE workhorse. He says anyone that has forgotten
that will learn it real quick as soon as he gets back in the ring.
Christian says that he knows he may have ruffled some feathers with
people thinking he is coming for their spot but he says there is
only one spot he wants and that is Kenny Omega’s. He says Omega is
on borrowed time and he knows he has to get some wins and prove
himself but he is coming for the title. He says he is here in AEW to
submit his legacy and outwork everyone.
Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston vs. The Good Brothers
The Good Brothers attack Kingston as he makes his entrance. Moxley
runs out – with his shoulder heavily taped – to try and even the
odds but the Good Brothers lay him out with a Magic Killer on the
outside. In the ring, the Good Brothers beat Kingston down for
several minutes.
Kingston tries to fight his way out of the heel corner as Moxley
starts to try and get to his feet but Gallows knocks Moxley off the
apron with a shitty Pump Kick that barely glanced him.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
Kingston manages to hit a Flying Shoulder Block on Gallows as Moxley
pulls himself up on the apron. Anderson tags in and stops Kingston
from tagging out but Kingston nails him with a T-Bone Suplex.
Kingston makes the hot tag to Moxley and he is a house a fire with
clotheslines to Anderson. Moxley hits a Release German Suplex on
Anderson and then a Shotgun Dropkick sending Anderson into the
corner.
Moxley knocks Gallows off the apron and stomps a mudhole in Anderson
in the corner. Moxley channels the souls of Japanese legends with a
Lariato from Hell followed by a Spike Piledriver on Anderson! 1…2…NO
Gallows breaks it up. Moxley hits Gallows with a Flying Knee
knocking Gallows through the ropes and then Moxley hits a Tope
Suicida to the outside.
Back in the ring, Moxley walks into a Double-A Spinebuster from
Anderson for a nearfall. Gallows tags in and the Good Brothers hit a
Fireman’s Carry/Dropkick combo followed by an Assisted Neckbreaker
for Kingston as he tried to interfere. Gallows covers Moxley but
Moxley gets his boot on the ropes.
Anderson tags in and the Good Brothers go for the Magic Killer but
Kingston lays Anderson out and then clotheslines Kingston to the
floor. Gallows lands on his feet and drags Kingston to the floor and
tosses him into the barricade. Moxley surprises Anderson with the
Inside Cradle for the pin.
Winners: Kingston & Moxley via pinfall (Inside Cradle)
Gallows and Anderson jump Moxley after the match and continue the
beat down. Kenny Omega walks out with a chair and sits down in front
of Moxley. Kingston jumps Omega but the Good Brothers take him down
and all three beat him down. The Good Brothers hit the Magic Killer
on Kingston.
Omega traps Kingston’s leg in the chair and Anderson dives off the
top onto it. They wrap the chair around Moxley’s head but The Bucks
run out and stop them from doing it. After they argue they offer up
the “too sweet” but this time The Bucks refuse to do it. Omega
starts shoving the Bucks as Moxley recovers and swings the chair at
Omega as they retreat through the crowd. “Get me in the ring with
Mox,” Kingston screams at the doctors.
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Tony Schiavone welcomes Darby Allin and Sting out and Allin actually
complains about only defending his title three times since winning
it. He says he wants to be a defending champion and wants to start
by paying tribute to Brodie Lee and defend it against anyone from
the Dark Order.
Lance Archer interrupts and says the internet might think Allin is
terrific but he is the biggest “Indie-rific joke” the business has
ever seen and since he likes coffins so much he is about to put his
ass in one. Jake Roberts tells a dad joke about Allin being a weenie
and then says the winds of change are coming and Sting is going to
get what is coming to him. Roberts says that Archer is the biggest,
baddest son of a bitch in AEW and he will take that title and shove
it up their asses.
Team Taz interrupts and Brian Cage gets in Sting’s face. He says
that Sting continuously stuck his nose in their business and after
the damnest street fight ever he respects Sting. He says that Ricky
Starks is wrong and with or without his bat Sting is still an icon.
Taz and his group get pissed and ask him what the hell is doing but
Cage shoves them away and walks away.
A video package highlights Scorpio Sky. He says he wants to be the
poster boy of AEW but they don’t want him because they want the
Cody’s and the Darby Allins. He says he always heard that nice guys
finish last and that was true until Revolution when he won but it
still ended up being someone else’s moment (Allin). Sky says that he
is a wrestling savant and he will prove that he is the best and if
he has to hurt people to do it he will.
“El Hijo del Fuego” Rey Fenix (4-2) w/PAC vs. Angelico (0-1) w/Jack
Evans
They break out some of that old school lucha goodness with the mat
wrestling and reversals. Rey has a a lot of athletic tape on his
back. Angelico goes for a Roundhouse Kick but Fenix blocks it with
his arm and Angelico turns it into a submission on his arm. Angelico
then notices the tape on Fenix’s back and goes after it.
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Fenix hits a Thrust Kick followed by a Rolling Cutter for two. Fenix
goes for a Suplex but Angelico escapes and rolls Fenix into the
Navarro Special but Fenix quickly gets to the ropes to break it.
Angelico goes for it again but this time Fenix kicks him away and
rolls backwards into a Wheelbarrow Rollup for two. Fenix leapfrogs a
sweep attempt but eats a Superkick from Angelico. They trade kicks
and then Fenix catches him with a Crucifix Bomb out of a Greco Roman
Knuckle Lock followed by the Fenix Driver for the pin.
Winner: Fenix via pinfall (Fenix Driver)
Backstage, Miro says he isn’t interested in facing Chuck Taylor
again and he has moved on but Kip Sabian approaches and says he
hasn’t moved on. He says that they ruined his wedding and Miro
should care about that. Kip says that Penelope is hurt because Miro
shoved Chuck into her but Miro tells him that having his wife at
ringside is the worst thing for his career. Miro says he needs to
remember that when the bell rings he doesn’t care about Kip or his
wife or anything else other than winning.
Brodie Jr. says he is going to accept Allin’s challenge but Evil Uno
says maybe in about a decade. John Silver accepts the challenge.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
The Pinnacle is shown taking over the Inner Circle’s locker room
backstage.
Main Event
Unsanctioned Lights Out Match
Thunder Rosa vs. Dr. Britt Baker DMD w/Rebel
Falls count anywhere and anything goes in this match. Rebel hits
Rosa with a crutch as she got in the ring and then Rosa chases her
onto the ramp. Baker hits a Spear through the ropes on Rosa and then
drops her with a Kryptonite Krunch on the stage but Rosa kicks out
at one! Baker tosses Rosa off the stage and tries to hit her with a
chair but Rosa moves out of the way. Rosa grabs the chair and throws
it at Baker’s face.
Rosa wears Baker out with the chair and hits Rebel with it, too.
Rosa chokes Baker with the chair and throws her into the front row.
Rosa sits Baker in a chair and goes for a Rolling Senton but Baker
moves and Rosa lands on the chair. Baker gets another one count and
tosses her back to ringside. Baker throws Rosa into the side of the
stage and pulls out a table.
Baker sets the table up and then Curb Stomps her face on the ring
steps. Baker tosses a bunch of chairs in the ring and Rosa’s head is
busted open. Baker rolls Rosa in the ring as we go to a break.
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Baker Superplexes Rosa onto a stack of chairs and covers her for
two. Rebel hands Baker a ladder but Rosa Bulldogs Baker onto it for
a nearfall of her own. Rosa hits a pair of Flying Knees in the
corner and then wedges Baker in the corner with the ladder. Rosa
dropkicks the ladder into Baker’s face. Rosa pulls out another table
as Baker is bleeding now.
Rosa bites Baker’s cut but eats a Superkick from Baker. Baker hits a
Flatliner onto the ladder as blood is covering Baker’s face now.
Baker goes to the top but Rosa cuts her off and hits a Super DVD
onto the ladder! 1…2…NO Baker kicks out!
Rosa sets a chair up in the ring but Baker catches her with a DDT
onto it and then she Curb Stomps her on it! 1…2…NO Rosa kicks out!
One of the coolest visuals is Baker looking into the camera with
blood just absolutely covering her face and smirking. Baker grabs a
bag and pours thumbtacks out in the ring. Baker goes for the
Fisherman’s Buster but Rosa blocks it only for Rebel to come after
her with the crutch. Rosa ducks and hits Rebel with the crutch and
then dropkicks her through the ropes through the table!
Baker grabs Rosa and lifts her up but Rosa escapes and Powerbombs
Baker into the tacks! 1…2…NO Baker freaking kicks out! Baker manages
to come back and surprise Rosa with the Lockjack but Rosa rolls
backwards slamming Baker into the tacks again to break it! Baker
Superkicks Rosa causing her to fall through the ropes onto the
apron. Baker climbs up top but Rosa cuts her off and pulls her down
into a Fire Thunder Driver through the table! 1…2…3!
Winner: Rosa via pinfall (Fire Thunder Driver through a table)