AEW Dynamite
Rochester, New York
September 29, 2021
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This week’s “Dynamite” opens up with a graphic in memory of Brodie
Lee and then we cut to CM Punk making his way to the announce table.
He will be on commentary for the entire show tonight.
Jungle Boy vs. Adam Cole
This is the first time Cole and Jungle Boy have met one-on-one but
Cole & The Bucks defeated Jurassic Express and Christian on the
Sept. 24 Rampage. Cole and Jungle Boy lockup with Cole catching
Jungle Boy in an early headlock only for the two to exchange
counters showing off some mat work. Every time Jungle Boy tries to
speed things up, Cole snatches him back down to the mat with a side
headlock takeover.
Jungle Boy takes Cole down with a shoulder block followed by the
Double Spring Lucha Armdrag followed by a dropkick. Cole rolls to
the floor to get away from Jungle Boy and try to cut off his
momentum. Jungle Boy chases him back in the ring where Cole puts the
boots to him. Cole shoves Jungle Boy off the top rope to the floor
and slams him into the ring apron. Back in the ring, Cole hits a
Hangman’s Neckbreaker and goes back to the headlock.
Jungle Boy fights back to his feet and breaks the hold with a series
of elbows only to eat a Running Back Elbow from Cole. Cole whips
Jungle Boy into the turnbuckles hard but Jungle Boy fights out with
elbows and chops. Jungle Boy hits a Basement Dropkick to Cole’s
knees and then a big Lariat. Jungle Boy attempts a Fisherman’s
Suplex but Cole blocks it and the two exchange strikes.
Cole and Jungle Boy exchange kicks until Jungle Boy caps off the
sequence with a Brainbuster. Jungle Boy hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex
into the turnbuckles followed by a Bridging German Suplex for two.
Jungle Boy hangs Cole up in the Tree-of-Woe but Cole knees him in
the face only to eat a Leaping Enziguri. Jungle Boy hangs upside
down again and then hits a Sliding Dropkick for a nearfall.
Jungle Boy goes for a Fireman’s Carry but Cole counters into a
rollup for two. Cole hits a Backstabber and a Kneecap Brainbuster
for two. Cole slaps Jungle Boy repeatedly slaps him until Jungle Boy
slaps him back and hits a Poison Rana and a Sliding Lariat to the
back for two! Jungle Boy hits a Cradle DVD! 1…2…NO Cole kicks out!
Jungle Boy slaps Cole and then hits the ropes but runs into a
Superkick but the momentum caused Jungle Boy to fall backwards
through the ropes onto the floor. Cole dives off the apron but
Jungle Boy moves out of the way and then goes for a dive of his own
but Cole hits him with a Leaping Enziguri in midair. As Cole tries
to climb back in the ring, Jungle Boy comes out of a nowhere with a
Flying Rana over the top onto Cole off the apron!
Back in the ring, Jungle Boy runs right into a Superkick from Cole
followed by the Panama Sunrise! 1…2…NO Jungle Boy kicks out! Cole
pulls his knee pad down and attempts a Last Shot, but Jungle Boy
ducks and locks Cole in the Snare Trap! Cole almost gets to the
ropes but Jungle Boy starts to pull him back only for Cole to kick
him off. Jungle Boy goes for a German Suplex but Cole kicks him in
the nuts as the referee was out of position and follows up with the
Last Shot for the pin!
Winner: Cole via pinfall (Last Shot)
The Elite comes out to the ring as we head to a break.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
Karl Anderson says some stuff about being Elite that no one cares
about before handing the microphone over to someone people actually
care about, Cole. Cole says he told the world he would beat Jungle
Boy and he did exactly that. Cole says he did it on his own because
he is Elite. Cole says he is still undefeated and Cutler starts to
say something before Nick Jackson takes the microphone away from
him. He hands the microphone to Nakazawa as a “CM Punk” chant
starts. Nakazawa says he has nothing to say and gives it to Omega.
Omega makes fun of the chants and says his telephone has been
hanging off the hook and all of his social media has been crazy
after his match with Danielson.
Omega says he doesn’t care about how anyone thinks about the match
but says that Danielson took him to the limit. He says despite that
he still didn’t beat him. In the end, Omega says that Danielson
couldn’t get the job done and says he will never give him a rematch.
Danielson wastes no time coming out onto the ramp.
Danielson asks the fans if they want to see a rematch and they start
chanting “yes.” Danielson says they want a rematch and he wants one
but Omega doesn’t have enough balls to give him the rematch. He
refers to Omega as “Kenny ‘No Balls’ Omega” which results in a
“Kenny No Balls” chant. Danielson asks if any of the other members
of The Elite have any balls and challenges any of them to a match
for Rampage. Omega says why wait until Rampage and suggests a fight
right now. Danielson agrees but says he isn’t coming alone and
Jurassic Express, Christian and Kazarian come out and join him in
charging to the ring causing The Elite to retreat.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
In the back Andrade approaches Lucha Brothers and asks where PAC is
and his assistant says he thinks it’s time they defend their AAA Tag
Team Titles. Andrade says he has many luchador friends that can help
him take those titles and Fenix says any time he wants to try he’s
welcome.
Matt Sydal & Dante Martin vs. The Nightmare Family (Cody Rhodes
& Lee Johnson) w/Arn Anderson & Brandi Rhodes
Martin and Homelander start the match off against each other with
Rhodes taking Martin down and working him over with some mat work.
Sydal and Johnson tag in and do some nice mat work, as well. Martin
tags back in and Johnson takes him down with a shoulder block only
for Martin to jump over him and then hit a Back Kick. Johnson and
Martin take turns showing off insane athleticism flipping over each
other. Rhodes and Sydal come in and then spill to the outside. Cody
attempts a Springboard Plancha but Sydal moves and then hits a
Meteora off the apron. Johnson hits a Somersault Plancha onto Sydal
but then Martin hits an insane Springboard Somersault Plancha onto
both Rhods and Johnson.
Johnson hits a dropkick on Sydal after Sydal was teasing the
Lightning Spiral. Martin and Rhodes tag in and Martin hits a
dropkick but runs into a Snap Powerslam from Cody. Cody goes for a
Hip Toss but Martin counters into a Leaping Headscissors. Martin and
Cody exchange strikes and Cody hits a Disaster Kick knocking Sydal
off the apron. Cody hits a Gringo Killa but Martin kicks out at two.
Cody goes for a Powerslam but Sydal kicks Cody in the head. He hits
a Rana on Johnson and Martin hits an insane Missile Dropkick on Cody
for two. Martin hits a Double Springboard Moonsault for two but Cody
then backdrops a charging Martin over the top to the floor. Johnson
blind tags Cody and Superkicks Sydal in the face. He tries to bring
Martin in but Maritn catches him with a rollup for two. Martin
misses a clothesline and eats a Superkick. Johnson hits a Kneecap
Brainbuster for the pin.
Winner: Johnson & Rhodes via pinfall (Kneecap Brainbuster)
Cody Rhodes challenges Malakai Black to come out right now but Arn
Anderson intervenes and tells Cody to stop talking. Arn says that he
has systematically destroyed them and he questions what Cody was
doing when he took his boot off and did his speech. Arn says that
Cody should have finished Black last week instead of checking on
him. He says Black is an “assassin” that will do anything to destroy
the man he is in the ring with. Arn says he would fight him for Cody
but he’s too damn old. Arn says the biggest difference between he
and Cody is that if someone pulls up next to Cody in the street and
tells him to get out of the car, Cody says “okay, just don’t hurt
me” and gets out. Arn says he pulls his glock out and spills the
guy’s brains all over the place. Arn says he doesn’t coach losers
and tells Johnson to come with him as they leave the ring.
Trios Match
Anthony Greene & Bear Country vs. Darby Allin, Jon Moxley &
Eddie Kingston w/Sting
Allin catches Greene with a La Magistral for a nearfall as Moxley
and Kingston brawl with Bear Country. Moxley and Boulder tag in with
Moxley rocking the denim jacket with his jeans. Boulder and Bronson
take turns working Moxley over and get a nearfall. Bronson climbs on
the shoulders of Boulder and goes for a Splash but Kingston kicks
his knees out from under him. Kingston German Suplexes Bronson and
then Moxley hits a Snap German on Boulder.
Greene managed to tag himself in as Allin hits a Coffin Drop on Bear
Country on the outside! Green hits a series of kicks and strikes on
Kingston and Moxley but he just bounces off of them as he went for a
Springboard Cross Body. They hit the Violent Crown on Greene for the
pin.
Winner: Allin, Moxley & Kingston via pinfall (Violent Crown)
Arn hits the Stinger Death Drop on Greene after the match and
Kingston walks around the ring with a Brodie Lee sign holding it up.
Ruby Soho and Britt Baker cut dueling promos on their match last
week. Baker says Soho has to go back to the back of the line and
Soho says the next time they face each other she will feel the
consequences and she will take her title.
Matt Hardy leads HFO out to the ring and he says that he was
supposed to make his debut in Rochester a year and a half ago but
fortunately that got deleted because they don’t deserve him.
16-Man Tag Team Match
The Dark Order (Alan Angels, Pres10 Vance, Colt Cabana, Evil Uno,
Stu Grayson, Alex Reynolds & John Silver) & Orange Cassidy
w/Brodie Lee Jr. vs. The Hardy Family Office (Butcher, Blade, Matt
Hardy, Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy, Angelico & Jack Evans)
The Dark Order argue with each other as soon as they get in the ring
and that allows HFO to take advantage and begin working over members
of the Dark Order.
—-COMERCIAL BREAK—-
Evil Uno walks out on his team and Stu Grayson starts arguing with
him as he does so. A big brawl between the remainder of the
participants begins. Brodie Lee Jr. leads his mom with Tay Conti and
Anna Jay and tells them to get their shit together as Brodie Jr.
throws papers in their faces like Brodie used to. Evil Uon and Stu
hit the ring and cleans house.
Dark Order take turns with insane dives including Vance flipping
Reynolds over the top before Spearing Quen onto the pile. Silver
goes nuts with all kinds of stomps kids and suplexes! Vance hits a
Spinebuster on Blade and OC hits the Orange Punch on Hardy. Uno and
Grayson hit the Fatality for the pin!
Winners: Dark Order via pinfall (Fatality)
Dark Order celebrates together with Lee’s wife and son.
Lio Rush appears in a vignette and cuts a promo about Tony Khan
trying to get him into the company.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—
FTR cuts a promo backstage and says that they are revitalized right
now, which is bad news for every other team in AEW.
Dan Lambert leads Scorpio Sky and Ethan Page to the ring and he
mocks Jericho after what his MMA boys did to him last week. Lambert
then gives Jericho credit for putting AEW on his shoulders, while
also running down AEW at the same time. Lambert lambasts the crowd
and says that they bashed Jericho’s brains in and he won’t ever
wrestle again. He says that Tony “Khan-man’s” job of selling snake
oil is now harder without Jericho.
Sky says he was one of the first champions in AEW and he has had one
of the best winning percentages in the company and even climbed a
ladder and grabbed a “gigantic Sonic ring” and that wasn’t good
enough for AEW. He says that Lambert sees he and Page as a main
eventer.
Page says that people look past them because they don’t swear or
wear face paint or wear “feaux leather” and then he runs down his
accolades in martial arts and wrestling. He says they will not be
looked over any longer.
Hikaru Shida cuts a promo about going for her 50th win but she will
have to get through Sereena Deeb next week to get to it.
Tay Conti & Anna Jay vs. Penelope Ford & Allie
Jay and Conti drag Allie and Ford out to the floor and beat them
down before Jay drags Allie back in the ring and goes to work on
her. Conti hits a series of Judo throws on Ford as she and Jay make
quick tags. They kick Ford and Allie in the face and then hit
Splashes. Ford manages to catch Jay with a Backstabber and Allie
hangs her up in the ropes. Ford hits a Slingshot Knee Drop on Jay.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
Conti hits a Springboard Cross Body on Ford and tags Jay in where
they hit a Double Suplex for two. Ford avoids a clothesline with a
Matrix followed by a Stunner and then a Gutbuster for two. Ford goes
up top but misses a Moonsault Press. On the outside, Conti hits a
TayKO on Allie. In the ring, Jay hits the Dangerous Jay Kick before
locking her in the Queenslayer for the KO!
Winners: Jay & Conti via pinfall (Queen Slayer)
Brodie Jr. runs out and celebrates with Conti and Jay.
MJF comes out to Tony Schiavone’s annoyance. MJF says he wants AEW
to be successful and he will do whatever it takes to make that
happen but only as long as he is given what he deserves. MJF says
that AEW keeps building more and more momentum and there are several
young men that have helped build AEW in the future. He calls Sammy
Guevara, Jungle Boy, Darby Allin and MJF the pillars of AEW and says
he beat the others.
MJF says without him AEW “ain’t shit” and he deserves to be World
Champion. MJF says that Tony Khan is in his Top 2 of “Khans in
professional wrestling” but if Khan doesn’t give him what his wants
he will pull out his good friend Bruce Prichard’s phone number and
call him up.
Darby Allin interrupts MJF and MJF makes fun of his “school shooter
mime on a skateboard” routine. Allin tells MJF to shutup and tells
him to leave if he wants to go somewhere else and gets what he wants
and no one would care. Allin says he is AEW until death and reminds
MJF that he’s the only one of the two to have won a championship in
AEW.
MJF makes fun of Allin’s “Batman voice” and then talks about Allin
being straight edge and asks if anyone knows why he is straight
edge. MJF talks about his drunk uncle getting in a car accident with
Allin in the car and the fact that his uncle died. MJF says it’s a
travesty because the wrong man died that night. Allin says that MJF
can’t break him and then asks what MJF is going to do now and MJF
gets pissed and leaves as Punk on commentary says that the bully
doesn’t know what to do when someone stands up to him.
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
TNT Championship
“The Redeemer” Miro (c) vs. “The Spanish God” Sammy Guevara
Sammy shoots in with a Pump Kick attempt right off the bat but Miro
sidesteps him and then lays him out with a big Forearm Smash. Miro
stomps Guevara and hits a Vertical Suplex before taunting him. Miro
goes to work on Guevara’s legs and his back. Miro runs Sammy over
with a Polish Hammer and gets a nearfall. Sammy uses Sammy’s
necklace to choke him with it.
Miro misses a clothesline and Sammy hits a Cross Body sending both
men flying over the top to the floor. Guevara throws Miro into the
ring post and then sends him flying into the steps. Sammy rolls Miro
in the ring and then goes for a Shooting Star Press but Miro catches
him in midair and hits a Belly-to-Belly Overhead Suplex!
—-COMMERCIAL BREAK—-
Guevara catches Miro with a Jawbreaker but as he goes for a Flying
Knee Miro catches him again and hits a German Suplex. Miro hits a
series of Shortarm Lariats but as he went for a third one Guevara
catches him with a Spanish Fly out of nowhere! Guevara hits a
Superkick and a Shining Wizard!
Guevara goes for a Pump Kick but Miro sidesteps him and goes for a
German Suplex, but Sammy lands on his feet and then ducks a charging
Miro sending Miro flying over the turnbuckle to the floor! Guevara
hits an insane Twisting Fosburry Flop over the corner post onto Miro
on the floor! In the ring, Sammy goes for the 450 Splash but Miro
moves and Guevara lands on his feet only to eat a Black Hole Slam
for two.
Miro goes for the Pump Kick but Sammy moves and hits a Flying Knee
followed by a second one! Sammy hits an Enziguri and climbs up top
but Miro cuts him off. Miro climbs up with Sammy and goes for a
Superplex but Sammy knocks him off and hits a Diving Cutter! Sammy
goes for GTH but Miro blocks it and hits a Thrust Kick! 1…2…NO Sammy
kicks out!
Miro calls for Game Over but Guevara rolls to the outside. Miro gets
pissed off and rips the top turnbuckle pad off of each corner. Fuego
del Sol runs out and tries to stop Miro but Miro lays him out. Sammy
comes flying in with a Knee Strike that sends Miro into the
turnbuckle. Sammy hits a Tornado DDT followed by the GTH! Sammy goes
up top and flips off Miro before hitting the 630 Splash! NEW DAMN
CHAMP! 1….2…3!
Winner & NEW TNT Champ: Sammy via pinfall (630 Splash)