Raw
Uniondale, Long Island,
New York
June 13, 2011
results thanks to pwtorch.com
This week's three-hour
"All-Stars" edition of WWE Raw started with a full pyro display before Michael
Cole introduced the show from ringside. Cole and Jerry Lawler set the stage for
Steve Austin hosting the show, then some video-game style graphics were shown as
Cole announced John Cena vs. C.M. Punk as the main event for tonight's show.
Out first to start the show was The Miz dressed in a suit. They replayed the end
of Raw last week when Miz and R-Truth beat Cena and Alex Riley after the Raw GM
reversed Steve Austin's referee decision. Back live in the ring, Miz noted he
won in the main event of Raw, making him the all-time WWE All-Star. Pause for
boos. Miz turned to Alex Riley and said he's going to expose him as a fraud more
than a Tweet from Weiner. Miz said next he's going to show Riley how to be a
true Superstar at Capitol Punishment. Miz paused to interact with the obligatory
"What?" chants with Austin hosting. He said he's going to call out Austin
tonight. He said he's tired of Attitude Era stars stealing his spotlight. Miz
said he also wants an apology from Austin...
The glass broke and Steve Austin hit the ring as the guest GM for the night.
Austin, in jeans, a t-shirt, and running shoes, saluted all four corners of the
ring as Miz watched on with his boo-boo face. Austin waited out an "Austin,
Austin" chant before noting he got tired of waiting out Miz's speech. He ran
down Miz's stupid suit, stupid tie, stupid hair, and stupid handkerchief. "And
you're calling me out?" Austin said. Miz tried to talk, but Austin told him to
shut up. Austin went back to the night after WrestleMania when he let Miz run
his mouth. He said he wanted to hear what Miz had to say. He said Miz can sure
talk, but when it came to fighting, Miz turned and ran to the back. Miz tried to
explain himself, but Austin cut him off again. Austin told Miz to keep his lips
shut while his are moving.
Austin said he came here tonight to be GM, but he has an itchy finger and he'll
for sure Stun Miz if he feels like it. Austin also noted Alex Riley tried
stepping up to him after WrestleMania and he gives him credit for showing him
something - he has guts. He said he's so impressed with Riley that he might be a
bigger Superstar than Miz some day. Miz sarcastically asked if he could speak
now. Austin shot him down, then polled the crowd on whether he should stun Miz.
Austin then polled Miz on whether he's beating Riley or Riley's beating him this
Sunday. Austin played gotcha and Miz mock laughed at Austin, who then grabbed
Miz by the tie. He said he knows Miz and Riley need to talk things out, so
they're going to do that right here in the ring tonight with the one and only
Rowdy Roddy Piper. Austin told Miz he's done with him and if he knows what's
good for him, he'll take his ass out of the ring right now. Miz, with a big
scowl on his face, slowly backed away as Austin told him he better get to
stepping. Miz quickly slipped out of the ring to avoid a Stunner, drawing boos.
Austin told him that's the best decision he's ever made.
Austin said this is WWE All-Stars or "whatever the hell they want to call it."
Austin said he's making the matches and making the laws tonight. Suddenly,
Alberto Del Rio's music hit to interrupt Austin. Del Rio honked his horn over
and over again as he arrived ringside dressed to wrestle. How does he know to be
dressed to wrestle? One of those lazy convenient booking moments. Ricardo
Rodriguez announced Del Rio, who stood on the ring entrance and introduced
himself to Austin. Austin wasn't amused. Del Rio began walking to the ring and
said he wants to make this official: the greatest Superstar of his time (Austin)
passing the torch to the greatest Superstar of all-time (Del Rio).
[Q2] Del Rio slipped into the ring and stepped up to Austin. Del Rio talked
about his destiny and Austin cut him off. Austin said he's not much of a
fortune-teller and he doesn't have psychic abilities, but for some reason, he
smells an ass-whooping as Del Rio's immediate destiny. Austin paced the ring and
talked about Del Rio thinking he's big, bad, and tough since he injured Big
Show. He then booked Del Rio in the first match of the night tonight. And his
opponent is here...the pyro hit and Kane came out to the ring from Smackdown
looking for revenge on Del Rio. Cole declared Del Rio has to face Kane as they
cut to break. PYB (3) talk time: 13:30.
Segment Reax: Just like Rock, Austin is just too good handling the mic, handling
a crowd, and acting completely natural rather than forcing out canned lines that
it sends a message to viewers the current product just isn't as good as you
remember it. As good as Rock and Austin are, they spotlight the issues that WWE
needs to address with the current product to build a sustainable future.
[Commercial Break]
1 -- ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. KANE
Back live, the bell sounded to begin the match-up. Cole begrudgingly reminded
viewers that Stone Cold booked this match, which started with Kane on the
offensive. Del Rio then grabbed Kane's left arm for a snap single-arm DDT to
begin targeting the shoulder. Del Rio eventually applied the cross-arm breaker,
but Kane reached the bottom rope for a break. Del Rio maintained the hold and
was DQ'ed on a five count.
Post-match: Del Rio continued to maintain the hold before Big Show's music hit.
Big Show came running to the ring in street clothes and tackled Del Rio to a
reaction. Suddenly, Ricardo entered the ring and Show landed haymakers using a
big yellow glove. Del Rio ran away in the process and Show continued to blast
away on Ricardo, who took a beating as Del Rio's surrogate. Kane eventually had
to put Show in a sleeper to get him to back off. Kane told Show he'll never get
his hands on Del Rio if he kills Ricardo. Austin then walked out and said Del
Rio is running to the parking lot and he better keep on running to D.C. because
he's facing Big Show this Sunday at Capitol Punishment. Big Show celebrated
while Cole declared that's not fair. Show and Kane eventually left the ring as
Ricardo sold being unconscious in the ring.
WINNER: Kane via DQ at 2:49. Basic deal to set up a visibly healthy Show getting
his revenge on Del Rio at the PPV. Meanwhile, the booking of Del Rio continues
to be hit & miss. He's just not positioned as a future Raw main event heel.
Still to come tonight: Randy Orton returns for "one night only." He has a
declaration to make, Cole said.
[Commercial Break]
[Q3] Moments Ago: Cole and Show recapped Ricardo sacrificing himself for Del
Rio. During the commercial, Ricardo was stretchered off by medics.
In-ring: Ezekiel Jackson's music was playing, bags were being handed out, and
Smackdown heels were assembled ringside. A lot of things happening at once
without an explanation from the announcers. Sin Cara's music then hit and Cole
innocuously tossed to Lawler that, "Hey, you like this guy, right?" Already in
the ring were Jackson and Daniel Bryan for the faces. For the heels, it was Bag
Man Cody Rhodes, Wade Barrett, and Ted DiBiase. With three hours of TV time
tonight, they couldn't set the stage for a featured Smackdown match involving
six potential future stars? It just defines down Smackdown and the talent.
2 -- DANIEL BRYAN & SIN CARA & EZEKIEL JACKSON vs. IC champion WADE BARRETT &
TED DIBIASE & CODY RHODES -- six-man tag match
The mood lighting remained to give Sin Cara a "homefield advantage." Cole noted
Barrett is flying solo now and The Corre is done. Lawler backed up the heel,
saying he thinks Barrett should have shown that wisdom a long time ago.
Meanwhile, Barrett worked over Bryan and taunted his PPV opponent, Ezekiel
Jackson. Bryan eventually broke free and tagged in Zeke, who cleaned house on
Barrett. Jackson executed his succession of bodyslams on Barrett and tried
firing up the crowd, but they remained quiet. The action broke down when Jackson
teased the Torture Rack, then Jackson cleared the heels to the floor. Jackson
proceeded to press-slam Bryan over the top rope to the floor onto Rhodes and
DiBiase, who crashed to the floor. Back in the ring, Jackson ran over Barrett,
then tagged in Sin Cara. Sin Cara nailed a springboard cross-body on Barrett and
it was good for the pin and the win.
WINNER: Team Sin Cara at 3:46. Another inefficient use of TV time typical for
Raw nowadays. Smackdown was defined down as a secondary brand, Barrett - a
titleholder in WWE - continues to be defined down as a weak heel, Jackson is
being pushed too hard well before he's ready, and the announcers continue to be
distracted by everything going on around them, selling disinterest in the
in-ring action, which sends a message to the home viewer that what's happening
in the ring isn't important.
Still to come tonight: Miz and Riley in Piper's Pit.
[Commercial Break]
In-ring: Suddenly, Hornswoggle was in the ring back from break. Cole acted like
he didn't know he was back on the air. Horny shot t-shirts into the crowd, then
R-Truth's voice-over intro interrupted Hornswoggle's fun. Truth said it's such a
surprise seeing Hornswoggle shooting t-shirts to all the little Jimmys...and
Jennys in the crowd. Truth said he really likes having funnnnnnn. Truth said
that looks like funnnnnn. Truth told Hornswoggle he has nothing to be afraid of.
"I'm a good R-Truth," he said with an innocent expression. Truth told Horny he
might not know this but this Sunday, he's going to beat Cena and become new WWE
champion. He told the crowd not to boo him, but to boo themselves.
[Q4] Truth said Cena is not going to stop him from getting what he wants on
Sunday. Hornswoggle then turned his t-shirt shooter to Truth and shot him in the
gut. Truth snapped and grabbed Hornswoggle by the shirt. He acted conflicted
about whether to be good R-Truth or bad R-Truth. Truth then stood up and shook
Horny's hand before popping him in the face with a boot. The crowd oohed and
aahed as Truth did his crazy look down at Swoggle.
Austin then interrupted from the Titantron. He told Truth to pick on someone his
own size. Someone like this...the camera panned left to show a returning John
Morrison. Austin told Truth he has Morrison tonight before Cena on Sunday. "Oh
my God," Cole said. Truth said he figures Morrison is going to have to get some
of this. Truth then kicked Hornswoggle again. Truth left the ring and Lawler
slipped into the ring to check on Hornswoggle and help him to his feet. Truth
kept talking to himself on the way out of the ring.
Segment Reax: Since WWE believes Hornswoggle is a big star, the idea was to have
Truth do something dastardly to seem like a threat to Cena's WWE Title on
Sunday. It's fine use of Hornswoggle's character, but too little, too late to
make anyone care about seeing Cena vs. Truth for the title on Sunday. Of course,
they have another two hours to keep lobbing desperation passes toward the
endzone.
Still to come tonight: Cole talked in low tones about the Cena vs. Punk match
still to come as Lawler continued to check on Hornswoggle.
[Commercial Break]
Moments Ago: Lawler narrated a replay of Hornswoggle being attacked by R-Truth.
They showed Hornswoggle being carried off by referees during the break.
3 -- SHEAMUS vs. SANTINO
They suddenly cut to the ring and the bell sounded for a randomly-inserted
match. Lawler noted to the audience that some people might not be familiar with
these two men. Sheamus is a two-time WWE champion. Again, it defines down the
prestige of the WWE Title and a future star like Sheamus if the announcers take
the tone that a former WWE champion, Sheamus, isn't a big enough deal where
viewers should already know who he is. There was a loud "We want Ryder" chant in
the crowd as Sheamus worked over Santino in the ring. Santino then warmed up The
Cobra, Sheamus ducked, Sheamus went for the Brogue Kick and missed, and Santino
followed with The Cobra. Sheamus's career was nearly over, but Sheamus
emphatically kicked out, smashed Santino with the Brogue Kick, and slapped on a
Texas Cloverleaf. Santino quickly tapped out, giving Sheamus a needed win.
WINNER: Sheamus via submission at 2:45. More hit & miss almost getting there
with the squash match formula trying to get over Sheamus as a barbaric heel.
Sneak Peek: Cole fed to a plug for the upcoming series premiere of "Suits" on
USA Network.
Back live: Randy Orton was shown walking down the hallway with the World Title
belt slung over his shoulder. He's up next at the top of the hour.
[Commercial Break]
Two Weeks Ago: WWE returned from break with a slow-motion video package
highlighting Christian's heel turn on Randy Orton. They emphasized Christian
telling Orton, "I can beat you, Randy!"
Back live, Randy Orton's music hit one minute before the top of the hour. Orton
slowly made his way into the ring as Cole revisited events from this past Friday
on Smackdown when Christian struck Orton with the World Title belt to cost him a
No DQ match vs. Sheamus.
[Q5 -- second hour / standard first hour]
In-ring: Orton was shown watching the footage as Cole set the stage for Orton
vs. Christian this Sunday at the PPV. Orton paced around the ring and tried
talking, but his mic didn't work. Orton flipped the mic into the air and said
into a new mic that live TV is awesome. Orton introduced himself and said he
hasn't been gone too long, but it feels good to be back on Raw. Orton said he
has a chance to inflict a lot of punishment on Christian this Sunday, but he
doesn't want to wait for Sunday. He said he knows Christian is in the building.
He said he just wants to talk. He promised not to drop Christian with an RKO
since all he wants to do is talk. Orton paced around the ring, but no sign of
Christian. Okay okay. Orton said he was lying because the first chance he gets,
he's going to punish Christian.
Christian then appeared on the Videotron sporting a new "Hit the Switch"
t-shirt. Christian said he doesn't get why Orton is always angry. He said Orton
was born with a WWE silver spoon in his mouth while he's had to scratch and claw
for every thing he's had to earn in WWE. A mild babyface pop in the arena. He
said it's hard work, which is something Orton and the idiots in the crowd
wouldn't know about. Mild heel reaction. Christian polled the crowd on whether
he should come out to the ring, then said he doesn't care what they think. Orton
said it's too bad Edge isn't here to carry Christian to the ring since he
carried him for 17 years. Christian smirked, then vowed to come meet Orton.
Christian walked backstage before his music hit to a mild babyface reaction.
Christian slowly walked out on-stage, paused on the rampway, rubbed his mouth,
Orton stewed, and Christian started back-tracking. Security then stepped in to
stand in front of Orton, who tried charging Christian, and the Raw GM buzzed in.
Wait, the Raw GM's on vacation. Cole read an email that while the GM has placed
Austin in control of the show, he has to use a judgment call to get involved
here. (In Smackdown business? Where's Long?) The GM emailed that Orton has a
concussion and he will compete on Sunday, but he cannot let Orton wrestle
tonight. If Orton were to be seriously injured, he would be held liable.
Therefore, Orton should leave the arena right now and wait for Sunday to get his
hands on Christian. Orton tried to get at Christian before Cole continued that
if Orton doesn't comply, the Raw GM will strip Orton of the WWE Title. Orton
paused and slowly began walking off as Christian backed away.
Suddenly, Austin popped a beer on the Titantron and said he's not letting
Christian get off that easy tonight. He said Christian has a match up next
against Rey Mysterio. Austin's music hit as Christian grimaced and sold
frustration having to wrestle tonight.
[Commercial Break]
[Q6]
In-ring: Booker T's music was playing back from break. Booker joined Cole and
Lawler on-commentary as Christian continued to stew in the ring. Rey's music
then hit to bring out Raw's #2 babyface to face Smackdown's #1 heel. As Rey made
his way to the ring, the announcers announced Rey vs. C.M. Punk for the Capitol
Punishment PPV. It's best two-of-three.
4 -- CHRISTIAN vs. REY MYSTERIO
Another example of Cole being a poor lead announcer since he's now defending
Christian's side of the argument about being "screwed" out of the title since
Christian is a heel after Cole spent weeks complaining about Christian crying
about what happened. There's just no consistency or foundation to Cole's
character, which means viewers can't trust Cole to sell them on the product.
They cut to break 2:00 into the match when Christian knocked Rey to the outside.
[Commercial Break]
Back live, Christian was working over Mysterio and aggressively focusing on
Mysterio's neck. Suddenly, Christian reached a five-count working over Rey in
the corner and the ref DQ'ed him. That was a very short two-segment match.
Post-match: Christian tried to inflict more damage on Rey, but Rey dropped him
off the top rope. Punk then came running to ringside and Rey splashed him off
the top rope. Nexus came to ringside to check on Punk as Rey avoided Christian,
then fought off Nexus, then set up Christian for the 619. Mason Ryan grabbed
Rey, though, and ragdolled him around the ringside area. Ryan then rolled Rey
into the ring and Nexus walked off. Christian was left alone in the ring with
Rey, who he dropped with a Killswitch. Christian did the belt-around-the-waist
motion and left the ring as his music played.
WINNER: Rey via DQ at 5:30. WWE obviously needs heel depth on Smackdown for TV
and house shows, but they had a refreshingly original (for WWE) story of
Christian being a heel because he's frustrated with Orton and not being World
Hvt. champion, and now he's a regular old heel based on that post-match attack
on Rey, who he doesn't have an issue with.
Backstage: Austin was on the phone when Vickie Guerrero interrupted and excused
herself. She talked to Austin about Dolph Ziggler getting a U.S. Title match
this Sunday against Kofi Kingston. Austin confirmed the match and Ziggler
straightened his tie. Austin said there's one catch: Ziggler needs to drop
Vickie as his consultant/manager/whatever she is. Vickie freaked out and Ziggler
acted conflicted. Vickie said this is his project. Austin asked Ziggler if he's
really her project. Austin noted he knows a thing or two about moving up the
ranks. He told Ziggler to do this on his own and stand on his own two feet. "All
right, all right, I'll drop her!" Ziggler exclaimed. Vickie freaked out, then
Austin laughed and said he was just having some fun since he already made the
match earlier tonight. Vickie was a volcano ready to explode as Ziggler tried to
talk himself out of a predicament with Vickie.
Still to come: Morrison vs. Truth.
[Q7]
[Commercial Break]
In-ring: R-Truth slowly walked out to his empty theme music before they went to
a replay of events last month when Truth "injured" John Morrison to temporarily
write off Morrison. Back live, Morrison's theme music hit, but no sign of
Morrison. Truth paced the ring muttering to himself and still no Morrison.
Morrison's music then stopped and Truth began chuckling to himself. Truth then
became concerned and looked around the arena. Suddenly, Morrison's music hit
again. Still no Morrison. Cole said this is going to make Truth even more
unstable with Morrison grandstanding. Truth took the mic and said Morrison was
acting tough earlier, but now it's clear he's scared. Truth said he gets it
because he's scared of himself. He demanded Morrison come out and fight, then
said he would go to the back and find Morrison.
Truth left the ringside area to the back and they cut to the announcers
wondering where Morrison is. Backstage, they picked up with Truth demanding
Morrison come find him to fight. Suddenly, Truth acted shocked to find Morrison
out cold on the ground off-camera. Truth then interrupted the refs checking on
Morrison, who was selling a neck injury. Truth said the Little Johnnys will
never get to see the match now. Truth said at least Morrison can say he "got
got" by the future WWE champion. Truth then grabbed a travel trunk and "rammed
it into Morrison," leading to a loud crashing noise when the trunk crashed into
the wall above Morrison. Morrison sold some more and the WWE trainer demanded
paramedic assistance. A few feet away, Truth leaned off to the side and smiled
at Morrison before delivering a humorous line, "Take that, little Jimmy." Live
in the arena, some fans could be heard laughing, entertained by Truth's
delivery, which is not the reaction WWE should be aiming for trying to sell
Truth as a threat to Cena. It's like TNA where the crowd isn't emotionally
invested and just looking for a laugh.
[Commercial Break]
Announcers: Back live, Cole plugged a new WWE list - the Top 25 Managers of
all-time. This should be fascinating to see what criteria-less list WWE comes up
with.
In-ring: Dolph Ziggler came out, flanked by Vickie Guerrero, for the next match.
Cole then fed to a highlight video package on Ziggler to go tit-for-tat with
Kingston, who had a highlight video last week on Raw. Jack Swagger then came
out. Apparently he's in a tag match with Ziggler. Predictably, Evan Bourne, then
Kofi Kingston came out as their opponents. Meanwhile, Booker declined to offer
some comments on his TV return match against Swagger last week. Cole then
plugged Kofi vs. Ziggler for the U.S. Title at the PPV on Sunday.
[Q8]
5 -- U.S. champion KOFI KINGSTON & EVAN BOURNE vs. DOLPH ZIGGLER (w/Vickie
Guerrero) & JACK SWAGGER
Swagger and Dolph worked over Kofi early on, then Swagger went for a Vader Bomb,
but Kofi got his feet up to block. Bourne hot-tagged into the match and cleaned
house before scoring a close nearfall on Swagger. Swagger tried to come back
with an anklelock, but Bourne escaped. The action broke down and Kofi dropped
Swagger with Trouble in Paradise from the ring apron. Bourne followed up with
Air Bourne from the top rope on Swagger for the pin and the win. Cole noted
Bourne embarrassed Swagger again. Booker said TV does not do Air Bourne justice
and viewers need to see it live. Cue up a slow-motion replay of Bourne's
finisher as Booker said Bourne is back with a vengeance. Back in the ring, Kofi
was fired up with the win as he celebrated with Bourne.
WINNERS: Bourne & Kingston at 2:56. Basic house show match getting to the only
thing anyone cared about: Air Bourne. Overall, another too-short match that the
audience sat on their hands for since it wasn't important enough to announce
ahead of time - sending the message it's filler - and featuring two castrated
heels. These characters just can't get out of the quicksand based on the booking
- no heat on the heels and the babyfaces have nothing to overcome. They're all
just stuck at the same level.
Rock plug: Cole read a note about The Rock being named the "Biggest Ass Kicker"
at the Guys Choice Awards. They somehow managed to go an entire 20-second spot
without mentioning Spike TV. They also excluded the Spike logo from a graphic
noting Rock's award.
[Commercial Break. On the way back, they plugged Smackdown this Friday with the
final hype for Orton vs. Christian.]
In-ring: Back live, Justin Roberts announced Roddy Piper, who slowly came out
on-stage to survey the crowd. The announcers tossed out the word "controversy"
over and over again to describe Piper's contribution to WWE. The thing is no one
ever had to say "controversy," it just was. Piper said that before they begin,
he wants to note something from 25 years ago: WrestleMania II right here in this
very spot in the Nassau Coliseum dropping Mr. T.
Suddenly, The Miz's music interrupted, drawing a blank stare from Piper. Miz
said if they want to talk about favorite moments in this building, he'll look
ahead four years when they tear down the building and replace it with nothing.
Miz said he gets annoyed when people call him a modern-day Roddy Piper. Piper
cut him off and said there will never be another Roddy Piper. Piper said he
believes the phrase Miz is looking for is a Piper wannabee. Miz then cut a promo
knocking Piper's career, which caused Piper to slowly walk around. "Real World?
I never saw it. I was busy living in the real world," Piper shot back.
[Q9 -- third hour/standard second hour] Piper turned to the future, as in
Sunday. Piper said he wants to talk about Alex Riley, who has already destroyed
Miz and will do it again on Sunday. Cue up Riley's theme music to bring out
Riley for a confrontation with Miz. Piper shook hands with Riley, who has
received storyline endorsements from Austin and Piper on this show. The crowd
chanted "Alex Riley" before Piper asked Riley what made him realize he had
enough. Riley said he didn't want it to happen this way, but he realized Miz was
using him to remain WWE champion. Riley said it occurred to him that it didn't
make sense for him to keep helping Miz when he could beat him. Miz had enough
and mocked Piper before noting he fired Riley. Piper asked Miz if he thinks he
can beat Riley. Piper went rapid-fire on Miz before doing his classic line about
changing the questions.
Piper mocked Miz's catchphrase, then Miz proposed a bet to Piper. Riley had a
big laugh and suggested Piper could beat Miz right here, right now. Piper waved
off Riley, telling him to slow down. Miz then said he'll put $1,000 of his own
money on the line against Piper right now. Miz said he would even wear the suit.
Piper went from dejected to confident before rubbing his eyes. "Ah man," Piper
said. He asked Riley if he's serious. Piper muttered to himself, acted dejected,
then snapped, "How about $5,000?" Austin interrupted on the Titantron and said
that sounds good to him. He said it's Hot Rid vs. The Miz with each man putting
up $5,000...and the special referee for the match will be Alex Riley. Miz ranted
& raved as they cut to commercial.
[Commercial Break]
6 -- RODDY PIPER vs. THE MIZ -- Alex Riley special referee -- $5,000 match
Back live, Cole said this match could previously only be seen in the All-Stars
video game. So, the impetus for booking this match was to promote a video game.
After showing some video game clips, they cut to the ring where Riley called for
the bell. Miz rolled up his sleeves and landed right hand blows, but Piper
jabbed Miz in the eyes and slapped on a sleeper. Miz escaped and pounded on
Piper in the corner, causing Riley to fling him across the ring. Suddenly, Miz
popped Riley and Riley responded with a right hand blow. Piper then rolled up
Miz from behind, Riley fast-counted, and Piper scored the pin for the win.
Post-match: Miz freaked out, then Riley tossed Miz over the top rope to the
floor. Miz continued to freak out ringside as Riley raised Piper's hand in
victory. They did a final hard sell for Miz vs. Riley at the PPV on Sunday with
back-and-forth camera shots.
WINNER: Piper at 1:07. Big, big endorsement for Riley on this show tonight.
Still to come tonight: Cena vs. Punk.
[Commercial Break]
[Q10] It's worth noting WWE is scheduled for another three-hour show next
Monday, which hasn't been mentioned at all thus far.
Back live, Cole plugged Kelly Kelly and the Bella Twins "putting their
differences aside" for one night to appear on Price is Right. They rolled some
footage of the Divas interacting with WWE Hall of Famer Drew Carey on-set. Kelly
talked about it being a dream-come-true to present prizes on the show. Cole
plugged the episode airs tomorrow on CBS.
In-ring: Time for a seven-on-seven Divas tag match. The Bellas led out the
heels, who were all dressed in black. Kelly Kelly's music then hit to bring out
seven babyface Divas dressed in bright colors.
7 -- DIVAS champion BRIE BELLA & NIKKI BELLA & MARYSE & MELINA & TAMINA & ROSA
MENDES & ALICIA FOX vs. KELLY KELLY & A.J. & NATALYA & KAITLYN & EVE & GAIL KIM
& BETH PHOENIX
By the time it was established which 14 Divas were in the match, the match broke
down into a brawl before Kelly pinned Rosa for the win. Post-match: Eve took the
mic and announced a Broadway number in honor of the Tony Awards last night. At
the announce table, Cole was shown mock-gagging before leaning back in his chair
selling death. Cole then fed to a video package on Tough Enough last week.
WINNERS: Team Kelly at 1:23.
Replay: Steve Austin announcing Andy as the winner of Tough Enough last week.
They replayed McMahon slapping Andy before Austin dropped Andy with a Stunner.
Backstage: Austin was shown talking to Big Andy before they shared a beer. C.M.
Punk walked in and sized up Andy before mockingly asking him if he really won
Tough Enough. Austin told Andy to step aside, then Austin asked "straight-edge"
Punk if he wants a beer. Punk mockingly did "What?" after each alcoholic drink
offer. Punk asked if the "Whats" are really annoying and Austin confirmed they
are. Punk noted Austin is operating without sobriety before thanking Austin for
his match with Cena tonight. Austin said Nexus is banned from ringside and Punk
sternly said he can take care of business by himself. Austin said that's good,
then sternly told Punk he has an announcement up next. Austin walked off,
leaving Punk to stare back at him.
[Commercial Break]
[Q11] In-ring: Back live in the building, the glass broke and Austin came flying
to ringside on his four-wheeler as Cole complained about it. Austin took the mic
as a graphic plugging his Twitter account flashed on the screen. Austin paced
around the ring and thanked the crowd for being hospitable tonight.
Suddenly, the Raw GM buzzed and Cole stood up to interrupt Austin. Cole
sheepishly stepped to the podium and Austin said he's getting sick and tired of
the GM interrupting the flow of his show. Cole stammered that the GM has an
announcement to make. The GM said Austin did a "fair job" in his absence this
week. And the GM will be back on Raw next week. Austin said he's still GM for
the week, then he brought up next week also being another three-hour show.
Austin unconvincingly announced next week will put the power in the hands of the
people to make the matches. Not another three-hour Viewer's Choice Raw. The GM
buzzed in again, then a second time. Austin told Cole if he pushes that button
one more time, he has something for his ass.
Suddenly, the GM buzzed a third time and Cole took off running when Austin
jumped out of the ring. The GM buzzed again, then again, then again, then again,
then again, then again. Austin yanked the laptop down, then tipped over the
podium. Austin asked for a beer as he clutched the laptop and threw it down at
the base of the ring entrance. Austin doused the laptop with beers before
running it over on his four-wheeler. That wasn't enough, as Austin backed up the
vehicle and ran it over one more time. Then again. Austin went flying up the
entrance ramp, then he hopped off his vehicle and ran back into the ring to call
for more beers. The screen flashed black twice, which seemed like a technical
difficulty more than the GM trying to find a new way to interrupt the show.
Austin gave a final shout-out to Nassau before he saluted the crowd again. On
the way out, Austin picked up the laptop scraps and tossed it aside.
Announcers: The screen flashed black again before they showed Lawler and Booker
alone at the announce table with Cole nowhere to be seen. Lawler then talked
about his dream and Booker and Lawler awkwardly fed to another President Obama
press conference. This time, Christian played the role of fake reporter. This
one started off relevant with Christian asking Obama if it would be fair to be
asked to run again for president just five days after winning an election. Then,
Cody Rhodes did a paper bag bit. They dated themselves with Sheamus asking a
birth certificate question. Khali stood up and did his extended-arms pose.
Hornswoggle then grunted and muttered. Obama's clip was saying they support
that. Capitol Punishment this Sunday. Back live, Booker sold being asleep. "You
kidding me, right?" Booker asked Lawler. Awkward pause. Lawler plugged Cena vs.
Punk still to come tonight.
[Commercial Break]
[Q12] In-ring: Back from break, C.M. Punk's music hit to bring out Punk sans
Nexus, who have been banned from ringside. Cole was back on-commentary and
repeated the fake item about WWE having 10 million viewers last week. If you
count everyone twice and/or count double-watchers of the replays. Once Punk
entered the ring, he sat down in the ring a la Brian Kendrick. Long pause. Not
much heat. John Cena's music then hit and Cena made his first appearance of the
night. Cena said something to the on-stage camera before charging the ring. The
announcers promoted Cena vs. Truth at the PPV this Sunday as Cena completed his
ring entrance.
8 -- WWE champion JOHN CENA vs. C.M. PUNK -- non-title match
The deep-throated males quickly started a combination "C-M-Punk" and "Cena
sucks" chants, which was met with a "Let's go Cena" chant from the kids and
families. Booker equated it to a hot soccer crowd. "Soccer?" Cole replied, with
McMahon obviously feeding a line based on not believing that's a relevant
reference. The dueling chants grew louder in the opening minutes as Cena and
Punk teased their finishers before backing away to neutral corners. After
everyone paused, the match and dueling chants resumed. Punk then knocked Cena to
the outside and they cut to break 2:45 into the match.
[Commercial Break]
Back live, Cena was trying to make a comeback against Punk, who cut him off with
an abdominal stretch. Cena then escaped and hip-tossed Punk, who recovered and
knocked Cena to the floor. Punk then landed a big plancha on the outside, which
was surprising for Cena to take considering he's physically banged up. Punk
returned to the ring and did a Macho Man extended-arms pose from the top rope
before dropping a double axehandle on Cena. Punk rolled Cena back into the ring
and slapped on a gut wrench submission center-ring. The crowd resumed the
dueling chants before Cena escaped and desperately applied an STF. Punk grabbed
the bottom rope for a break, though, and quickly kicked Cena in the head to cut
him off.
Punk resumed his attack as Cole quickly threw out a reference to Punk-Rey this
Sunday at the PPV. At 10:00, Cena ducked a clothesline and tried a trademark
shoulder tackle, but Punk ducked and Cena went flying to the floor. Punk quickly
grabbed the ref and told him to start counting. Punk watched as Cena tried to
collect himself ringside, then rolled back into the ring at an eight count.
[Q13] Punk quickly attacked Cena with right foot stomps as Cole reset the show
at the top of the hour. Punk went to the corner for a springboard move, but Cena
ducked and Punk crashed to the mat. Punk tried to follow up with a clothesline,
but Punk ducked and started his comeback routine. Suddenly, R-Truth's voice
interrupted. Truth was shown walking through the crowd pointing out all of the
little Jimmys in the crowd. Truth asked a kid in the crowd if he would trade him
the hat for a sip of water. Cena saw what was going on and told the kid not to
take the deal. In the background, Punk scooped up Cena and nailed the G2S center
ring. Punk made the cover and the males exploded with cheers as Punk picked up
the win.
WINNER: Punk at 13:58. An above-average Raw TV main event dominated by the
crowd, which seemed to be waiting all night for something to invest in besides
Stone Cold segments. Punk picking up the winning and Cole stressing Punk pinned
the WWE champion could be foreshadowing for a post-Capitol Punishment program
between Cena and Punk. The visual of Punk being his own man and not having
irrelevant Nexus around him was a good development. (**1/2)
Post-match: Truth, sporting a red Cena cap he stole from "Little Jimmy," hit the
ring and smashed Cena with a bottle of water. Truth then dropped Cena with his
finisher before leaving the ring. Truth picked up the WWE Title belt as the
crowd chanted, "Little Jimmy." Truth returned to the ring and stood over Cena to
tell him he's beating him for the WWE Title on Sunday. "And that's the truth,"
he declared. Truth held the title belt over a fallen Cena before they replayed
the end of the match with Punk taking advantage of the distraction to score a
G2S on Cena. They went to a slow-motion replay of Truth nailing Cena with a
water bottle, which Cole sold like a chair shot to the head. Unintentional
comedy on that slow-motion water bottle shot and attached commentary. Booker
said Truth might be the most dangerous man on Raw. Truth left the ring with
possession of the title belt as Cena recovered in the ring to conclude the show
six minutes past the top of the hour.
Next Monday: Before the show officially ended, a post-Raw video package
announced "Power to the People" as the official theme of next week's viewer's
choice three-hour Raw.
FINAL THOUGHTS: There are just so many issues with WWE's booking approach that a
three-hour Raw actually exacerbates the problem rather than helps WWE create
more opportunities for stars to stand out with an additional hour of TV time.
The PPV sales pitch for Sunday came across last-second and ineffective without a
credible, lead voice. It doesn't help being sandwiched in-between three-hour
Raws that should be enough to convince regular WWE viewers to skip the PPV. It's
a reminder TV is the master WWE serves right now. As for Austin, I thought his
character was stretched too thin despite a great start and some good backstage
segments. The conflict with the GM, who was supposed to be off this week, didn't
accomplish anything, as the GM will be back with a new laptop next week. They
need to end the GM storyline as soon as possible, as it's becoming more of a
lazy crutch and contributing to WWE's ongoing booking issues and concerning
approach to storytelling.