Raw
Atlanta, Georgia
March 26, 2012
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The Monday Night Raw video plays, and we’re brought into the arena with a big
fireworks display. Michael Cole, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Booker T welcome
us to the show. We’re six nights away from WrestleMania XXVIII. The Rock and
John Cena will meet face to face in the ring tonight.
Randy Orton and Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan w/ AJ and Kane
Randy Orton will start the match out against Daniel Bryan. Bryan passionately
kisses AJ before circling the ring. They lock up, and Orton applies a side
headlock. Bryan whips him off, but Orton shoulder blocks him down. Bryan quickly
comes back with kicks, goes into the ropes, and Orton gives him a back body
drop. Orton stomps at Bryan, but he misses a knee drop. Bryan punches him to the
corner. Orton reverses a whip to the corner, but Bryan back flips over him.
Orton clotheslines him down for a two count. Sheamus is tagged in, and Bryan
immediately tags in Kane.
They lock up, and Kane powers him to the corner. Sheamus turns him before
breaking the hold. Kane knees him in the midsection and gives him an uppercut.
Sheamus gets out of a powerslam. Sheamus chop blocks him, knees him, and punches
away. Kane takes him out with a back elbow, and he quickly follows up with a low
dropkick for a one count. Kane charges, but Sheamus gets a boot up. Sheamus goes
to the top rope, and he hits a diving shoulder block for a two count. Sheamus
goes for the Pale Justice, but Bryan distracts him. Kane punches him out of the
ring, and Bryan quickly takes him out with a flying knee to the face off the
apron.
-Commercial Break-
We come back from the break to see Bryan kicking away at Sheamus in the corner.
Sheamus shoves him away, and he avoids Bryan diving at him in the corner. Orton
is tagged in, and he clotheslines away at Bryan. Orton hits a powerslam, and the
crowd is going nuts. Orton hits the hanging DDT, and he begins to stalk Bryan
for an RKO. Kane pulls Bryan out, and Orton attacks him on the outside. Orton
bounces him off the ring post, and Bryan gives him a baseball slide. Bryan kicks
him in the ribs a few times before throwing him back into the ring. Kane is
tagged in, and he kicks Orton in the ribs. Kane elbows him in the corner, whips
him to the opposite side, and clotheslines him down for a near fall. Kane
applies a rear chin lock. Orton fights up and punches out. Kane whips him to the
corner, and he runs into Orton’s boot. Kane quickly comes back with a sidewalk
slam for a near fall. Kane goes to the top rope for his lariat, and he drops his
WrestleMania opponent with it. Kane signals for the Chokeslam, but Orton quickly
dropkicks him down.
Sheamus and Bryan are tagged in. Sheamus goes wild with some clotheslines, and
he viciously clubs him down. Sheamus hits the Irish Curse. Sheamus ducks a
clothesline from Kane, and he clotheslines him out of the ring with Orton. Orton
goes to give Kane an RKO at ringside, but Kane pushes him into the corner.
Sheamus sets Bryan up for the Brogue Kick, but AJ gets in the way. The referee
moves her, and Bryan avoids the Brogue Kick. Sheamus gets hung up on the top
rope, and Kane gets on the apron to Chokeslam him down. Bryan quickly covers his
WrestleMania opponent for the win!
Winners by Pinfall: Daniel Bryan and Kane
Match Rating: * 1/2
They show footage from the main event of WrestleMania XXVII. The Rock gave John
Cena a Rock Bottom, and The Miz pinned him to retain his WWE Championship. That
was retribution for Cena giving him an Attitude Adjustment the week prior. The
Rock and John Cena will be in the ring face to face tonight.
-Commercial Break-
Michael Cole is in the ring, and he puts on a red shirt with John Laurinaitis’s
face on it. Cole asks for the crowd’s attention. Cole says he’s so excited
because he was just named the official commentator for Team Johnny this Sunday.
Cole then welcomes the man who will be the General Manager of both Raw and
Smackdown after this Sunday, John Laurinaitis. Laurinaitis introduces the
official flag bearer of Team Johnny, Vickie Guerrero. Laurinaitis introduces his
team captain, the only WWE wrestler with a Harvard law degree, David Otunga.
Booker T says he’s the official commentator for Team Teddy. Booker T stands on
the commentary table, and he introduces the man who will send John Laurinaitis
back to his cubicle – Teddy Long. Teddy Long introduces his team captain,
Santino Marella.
David Otunga w/ John Laurinaitis and Vickie Guerrero vs. Santino Marella w/
Teddy Long and Hornswoggle
Santino sizes him up before applying a side headlock. Otunga whips him off and
gives him a shoulder block, but Santino stands right up. Otunga knocks him down,
but Santino gets right back up. Santino hits a drop-toe-hold, and he applies a
front face lock. Santino punches him to the corner. Otunga reverses a whip,
hangs back while Santino does a slingshot, and he clotheslines Santino down.
Otunga takes the Team Johnny flag and waves it proudly. Hornswoggle gets in the
ring, and he waves the flag of Team Teddy. Otunga rips it out of his hand.
Otunga swings the flag, but the pole bounces off the ropes and back into his
face. Santino hits the Cobra for the win!
Winner by Pinfall: Santino Marella
Match Rating: 1/4 *
John Laurinaitis and Teddy Long argue in the ring. Santino gets behind
Laurinaitis, and Teddy pushes him back, causing Laurinaitis to trip. Laurinaitis
takes off his jacket. Santino sneaks up for a Cobra, but The Miz comes from out
of nowhere to hit the Skull Crushing Finale! Laurinaitis congratulates him on
being a part of Team Teddy (or Johnny). Laurinaitis congratulates him on getting
to WrestleMania!
CM Punk will take on Christian later tonight. We’ll take a look at the “End of
an Era” match next.
-Commercial Break-
They show footage of The Rock challenging John Cena to a match at WrestleMania
XXVIII. This was the night after WrestleMania XXVII. After a year of waiting,
this match is six days away. We’ll see The Rock and John Cena in the ring
together tonight.
They play a video highlighting the “End of an Era” Hell in a Cell match between
Undertaker and Triple H.
Eve Torres comes to the ring with her WrestleMania partner, Beth Phoenix. She’ll
take on Kelly Kelly next.
-Commercial Break-
Eve Torres w/ Beth Phoenix vs. Kelly Kelly
Kelly gets the crowd to chant “Hoeski.” Kelly quickly pins her for a two count.
Eve kicks her in the knee and the face. Eve bounces her off the mat before
throwing her into the corner. Beth Phoenix talks a little trash at ringside. Eve
gets on the second rope, and she applies a sleeper hold that takes Kelly off her
feet. Eve covers for a near fall. Eve applies a modified octopus stretch, but
Kelly fights up. Eve knees her, Kelly ducks the clothesline, and she hits a
head-scissor takeover that nearly spiked Eve on her head. Kelly does the ten
punches in the corner, but Eve slams her off. Eve goes to the top rope, and she
misses the moonsault. Kelly covers for the win.
Winner by Pinfall: Kelly Kelly
Match Rating: N/A
They show footage from The Rock and John Cena teaming at Survivor Series. The
Rock wound up giving Cena a Rock Bottom after the match.
CM Punk is walking backstage. He’ll face Christian next.
-Commercial Break-
Before the match starts, Chris Jericho appears on the titantron. Jericho says
he’s going to beat him at WrestleMania and become the new WWE Champion. At
WrestleMania, he’s going to expose him for the fraud that he is once and for
all. He’s a professional and personal fraud. Punk’s father is an alcoholic, and
his sister has a problem with substance abuse. Jericho has also found out some
new information. He did some digging, and he found out about Punk’s mother.
Punk’s mother is a nice woman with no vices, so Jericho congratulates him on
having a parent that’s not an embarrassment. However, he found out that Punk’s
parents got married after Punk was born. Jericho says that makes him the legal
definition of a bastard.
Christian vs. CM Punk
Christian attacks Punk from behind as he’s watching Jericho in disgust. The bell
has yet to ring. He stomps away and stands on Punk. Christian punches away at
him, and he taunts Punk. Christian throws him out of the ring, and Punk comes
back with a kick to the leg. Punk bounces him off the commentary table a bunch
of times. Punk mashes his face into the table, and he gives him a nasty
roundhouse kick to the skull. Punk elbows away at him, and the referee begs Punk
to stop. Punk takes the steel steps and pulls them slightly away from the ring.
Punk puts Christian on his shoulders, and he slams Christian face first on the
steps. Punk applies the Anaconda Vice, and he screams that this is Jericho. A
bunch of referees run down to try to pry him off Christian. Punk punches away
and applies the Anaconda Vice again. Punk looks wild, and the referees rip him
off Christian. A doctor checks on Christian as Punk raises the WWE Championship
up in the ring.
-Commercial Break-
The announcers mention that Christian had to be carted out. They say he may have
reinjured his neck.
Curt Hawkins vs. Brodus Clay
Brodus clotheslines him down. Hawkins quickly ducks a clothesline and chop
blocks the knee. Hawkins punches, and he takes him down with a bulldog. Brodus
kicks out at one. Brodus head-butts him down, uppercuts him, and hits a T-Bone
Suplex. Brodus hits a big splash for the win.
Winner by Pinfall: Brodus Clay
Match Rating: N/A
They show footage of John Cena saying that he personally doesn’t respect The
Rock. Cena says The Rock is a champion with people. Cena talked about how April
1 means everything to him. He’s fighting for everyone who ever dreamed of being
a WWE Superstar. They’ll meet in the ring tonight.
-Commercial Break-
Big Show vs. Primo w/ Epico and Rosa Mendes
Big Show kicks and clubs Primo down. Big Show chops the chest before throwing
him across the ring. Show punches him in the midsection. They announce that
Christian cannot compete at WrestleMania for Team Johnny. Big Show gives Primo a
Chokeslam for the win.
Winner by Pinfall: Big Show
Match Rating: N/A
Epico tried to attack Big Show from behind, but that just resulted in him taking
a Chokeslam. Cody Rhodes comes out, and he says it’s not like Big Show is going
to catch him. They’ll have their time, specifically this Sunday at WrestleMania.
Rhodes asks if that word scares him. The show where the biggest stars stand and
Big Show fails. Rhodes says it’s the nature of every person to err, but only a
fool perseveres in err. They’re going to take his name and make it a verb.
Students will pray that they don’t “Big Show” on their finals. Men at the bar
will pray they don’t “Big Show” with the ladies. People will have to take a “Big
Show.” Rhodes says he’ll “Big Show” when he loses to him at WrestleMania. Rhodes
says he’ll retain his Intercontinental Title on April Fools Day. Big Show will
be the biggest fool of all.
The Rock and John Cena will be face to face in the ring tonight.
-Commercial Break-
A Lord Tensai hype video plays.
The Bella Twins are arguing over whether Team Teddy or Team Johnny is better.
Zack Ryder walks up, and Brie Bella calls him a loser. Ryder tells her to change
her face, and that insults Nikki. Eve walks up, and she asks what hotel he’s
staying in. She says he can come to her hotel room after WrestleMania.
CM Punk is backstage with Josh Mathews. Punk tells him to ask Christian how he
feels. Punk says he’s not off limits, but his family is. Jericho can call him a
fraud and the best in the world; he doesn’t care. His father is off limits, and
what he said about his sister is a fabrication. What Jericho said about his
mother is a lie. He’s not a bastard – he’s the best wrestler in the world.
The Great Khali will take on Mark Henry next.
-Commercial Break-
Mark Henry w/ John Laurinaitis vs. The Great Khali w/ Teddy Long
They announce that Drew McIntyre has replaced Christian as the final member of
Team Johnny.
The Great Khali scares John Laurinaitis off the apron. Teddy Long distracts Mark
Henry, and Khali beats away at Henry. Khali chops the chest. Henry comes back
with a kick, but Khali quickly hits a Brain Chop. Henry counters out of a
Punjabi Plunge and hits the World’s Strongest Slam for the win!
Winner by Pinfall: Mark Henry
Match Rating: N/A
Mark Henry yells at Teddy Long, and John Laurinaitis throws him into the ring.
The rest of Team Johnny comes to block the ring. Henry grabs Long as Team Johnny
takes out Team Teddy. R-Truth tries to help, but to no avail. Kofi Kingston
leaps into Henry’s grip, and he hits the World’s Strongest Slam. Henry grabs
Teddy Long, and Booker T makes the save! Booker T punches Henry back, and he
hits the Scissors Kick! Teddy Long grabs a microphone, and he thanks Booker T
for helping him. The best way for him to thank him is to ask him to be the final
member of Team Teddy at WrestleMania! The crowd loves it, and Booker T says,
“NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT, SUCKA?” Booker T does a spinaroonie and shakes hands with
his teammates.
They show footage of John Cena beating Mark Henry last week. The Rock then came
out, gave Henry a Rock Bottom, and he then left the ring. John Cena and The Rock
will be in the ring face to face next!
-Commercial Break-
The Rock and John Cena meet face to face before WrestleMania XXVIII
The Rock’s music hits, and the arena becomes unglued. Rock gets in the ring, and
he’s getting a mixture of boos and cheers. A “Boots 2 Asses” chant fires up. The
Rock says he competed in what everyone thought was his last match at
WrestleMania XX in 2004. Everywhere he went, people would ask when he’s coming
back, even his doctor. The Rock would say he doesn’t know when he’s coming back,
but he would eventually come back. Hollywood starlets would invite him to
dominate their pie, but only if he would tell them when he was coming back. For
seven years he didn’t know when until last year. The Rock went down to Georgia
for WrestleMania XXVII. He walked into the Georgia Dome, and they blew the roof
off the place when he hit the Rock Bottom heard ‘round the world. The very next
night, in this very arena, the main event of WrestleMania XVIII was set. History
was made because of the crowd. In six days, he returns to do what he does better
than anyone. He’s going to electrify again. It all happened here, and that’s why
he’s proud to say, “Finally, The Rock has come back to Atlanta!”
There’s only one man who the people wanted to see him face at WrestleMania.
There’s only one man who the millions – AND MILLIONS – of The Rock’s fans want
to see him face this Sunday, and that man is John Cena. The crowd boos. The last
WrestleMania he competed in was John Cena’s first. Since then, John Cena has
become one of the biggest stars the industry has ever seen and the heartbeat of
WWE. However, he’s never – and The Rock means NEVER – faced anyone like The
Rock.
John Cena’s music hits, and he makes his way out to the ring to a tremendous
reaction. Cena asks if The Rock can hear the crowd. Cena says that’s what’s
going to happen at WrestleMania. Cena mentions that The Rock said he’s never
seen anything like him, but Cena says, as usual, he’s only half right. The Rock
has never seen anything like John Cena. For a year now, he’s listened to the
best trash talk from undoubtedly the best trash talker. Cena says he’s happy to
be here like he is every single night and with a smile on his face. The Rock can
talk trash. He’s the best, but he’s not the first. When The Rock left, there was
a ten-year gap. People tried to rise up, and he made it. How many people have
talked trash about John Cena? The list goes on, and it includes The Rock’s
strudel. Cena pauses for a dueling “Let’s go Cena – Cena sucks” chant. Cena says
there’s a certain moment of electricity when The Rock comes in, but you can’t
look past the pure emotion that happens when he enters the ring. Five words:
“Let’s go Cena – Cena sucks.” The audience is divided, sometimes hostile.
Finally there’s one man with a set of ideals that does what the t-shirt says. He
rises above, and the kicker is he rises above and wins. That’s what gets the
haters. He rises above it, and he wins. There may be some here that hate that,
but they know he’ll win at WrestleMania. Cena says he knows they hate it, but
they know it just as sure as he does.
Cena says it’s time for more truth. He’s been an active member of WWE longer
than The Rock. The Rock sold out arenas and blew up during the Attitude Era. The
Rock then became a global superstar. Cena says he’s had some cool moments, but
he was here when it wasn’t so cool to be a WWE superstar. However, Cena always
beat the company drum and said proudly that he belongs here. Cena says people
know he means it. Cena says he has to win. After WrestleMania, life goes on for
The Rock. He’ll be in the new GI Joe movie this summer. After WrestleMania, his
office doesn’t change. This is still his life. The past year, they’ve said a lot
of things to each other, so he feels real comfortable saying this to The Rock’s
face. He’ll be god damned if he comes in as a visitor and take his life from
him. For ten years, he’s risked his health every night. No one remembers second
place. They know he has to win this match more than anything he’s ever had to do
in his life.
The Rock says he knows how important the match is to Cena, but it’s just as
important to him. Cena talked about what the people know. This house that Cena
lives in, The Rock helped build. They know that Cena has never had an opponent
like him. It’s more than just about making history. They know that The Rock, the
People’s Champion, has come back to beat him. That’s what drives him. Never
before has a man been able to say he’s walked into WrestleMania and beat Hulk
Hogan, Steve Austin, and John Cena. He needs to beat Cena to become the greatest
WWE superstar of all time. On a personal level, he just doesn’t like him. In six
days, he’s going to give him the ass kicking of a lifetime. Cena knows it, he
knows it, and the people know it.
Cena says it doesn’t matter what The Rock thinks. He’s going to put this in
terms The Rock can understand. Cena has made a living off being the guy you
can’t see. At WrestleMania, The Rock will see him. He’ll be the guy with his
hand raised high, standing over The Rock, and the headline will read, “John Cena
whips The Rock’s ass at WrestleMania.”