Smackdown

Baltimore, Maryland
January 27, 2000

Mr. Ass started out this week’s edition of SmackDown! by himself because his partner, the Road Dogg, was sick with the flu. His opponent in Baltimore was one half of HeadCheese, or is it Head Games, or is it Snow Bunny, whatever their name is, Mr. Ass took on Al Snow. If Al earned a victory in this match, he and Blackman would get a shot at the Tag Team Titles on RAW. Thanks to a disqualification for Mr. Ass, HeadCheese will meet the Outlaws on Monday night!

Backstage, Triple H and Stephanie discussed their latest problem of a possible Rock and Rikishi alliance and decided they needed to have both superstars face each other later that night on the show. Big Show then came in the first family’s office with "tangible proof" that The Rock’s feet touched the floor first at the Royal Rumble. Triple H didn’t feel the evidence was overwhelming, so he told Show he needed an eyewitness. Before, the Big Show was dismissed, Triple H told him he would need some favors from the big man, so he should go suit up.

Cactus Jack then made his way to the ring to discuss the Royal Rumble. After saying that he and Triple H put on one of the greatest matches in recent memory, Cactus said the difference between the two of them last Sunday was that after the match Triple H looked like he had "survived a war," whereas Cactus looked like he was having a good time! Wanting to give Baltimore a good time, Cactus Jack called out the champ to get it on again – and Triple H’s music hit! But it was Stephanie who came walking out.

After the two traded insults, Stephanie slapped Cactus right across the face! Saying he had to fight the urge not to hit her back, Cactus asked her to play "Slap me again and find out what happens." Wisely, Stephanie left before she could take the chance.

Next up the Hardy Boyz took on Edge and Christian. The young Canadians were able to use their finesse to grab the victory when Edge pinned D’Von. However, the Dudleys weren’t too happy about that. After a 3D on Edge, they set him up on a table outside the ring and powerbombed Christian on top of his brother and through the table!

Kane then invaded the Helmsley’s office demanding a match with X-Pac. Triple H assured the Big Red Machine that he would get his match on Monday night, if he could defeat Big Show on SmackDown!

After Monday night, the team of Crash Holly and Viscera is undefeated! Looking to end Big Vis success streak, Hardcore Holly squared of against him one-on-one. After Viscera scored the victory, Hardcore and Crash double-teamed Big Vis, putting the cousin’s back in good with one another.

With the motivation of a meeting with X-Pac in front of him, Kane took on the Big Show. These two gargantuan superstars matched up their power for some time before X-Pac and the rest of D-Generation X made their way ringside to destroy the Big Red Machine. As Kane was helpless in the ring bound by rope, the D-Generate told the "X-Pac and Tori Christmas Story." After the adult holiday tale, Tori and X-Pac made out like mad! She then left X-Pac and the rest of DX!

The Godfather and D’Lo then took on the coolest team to ever grace the squared circle, Too Cool. After the Godfather missed the Train, Scotty 2 Hotty called off the WWF’s main mack daddy so he could give the fans "The Worm!" The Godfather reacted by saying they could fight anytime, but if Too Cool wanted to party then that is what they’ll get! As all four superstars danced with the ladies, Sexual Chocolate and Mae Young dropped by with an announcement – they’re pregnant!

Test put his Hardcore Title on the line against Gangrel, who was accompanied to the ring by Luna. The two took the fight outside to the snowy streets of Baltimore. After Luna got involved, Test powerbombed her on a piano that was in the trash and then jumped off a ledge with an elbow on Gangrel for the win.

Thanks to a confrontation backstage, Tazz challenged all three members of the Mean St. Posse. As you might expect, Tazz made quick work of the three Greenwich natives. Following the bell, Kurt Angle attacked the newest WWF Superstar and put him in a chokehold of his own.

Attempting to do what his cousin was unable to do, Crash Holly took on Y2J for the Intercontinental Championship. Although Crash was able to hold his own, Jericho was almost able to finish off the "Elroy Jetson" of the WWF, but Hardcore Holly smashed the champ in the head with the Intercontinental Championship. When Chyna tried to intervene, Hardcore kicked her in the face! Jericho was able to collect himself once again and put Crash in the Walls of Jericho for the victory! On the outside of the ring, the Ninth Wonder of the World put Hardcore down for the count and headed in the ring where her and Y2J slapped each other high-five.

The Rock and Rikishi? If there was some kind of alliance, Triple H wanted to end it ASAP! Before the match got underway though, The Rock had to address his millions…and millions of fans. When the two finally stood eye-to-eye, neither man looked intimidated. Rikishi used his size advantage to take control, but The Rock’s quickness helped him gain momentum and eventually hit with a Samoan Drop on the 400 pounder! The People’s Champ used too much of his energy during the move though, and couldn’t hold Rikishi up for the Rock Bottom the first time he tried it. However, the second time was a charm for the Brahma Bull as he got the big man up for the Rock Bottom! With the referee knocked out, the Big Show invaded the ring to destroy the Great One courtesy of a Showstopper Chokeslam! Triple H joined his new business partner to take care of Rikishi Phatu. With Triple H and Show in control, it was Too Cool to the rescue! Unfortunately for Grand Master Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty, the WWF Champion and Big Show made easy work of them and before SmackDown! went off the air, Big Show hit with a double Showstopper Chokeslam on Too Cool!