Smackdown!
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
August 19, 2004
ONE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Take notice, Eric Bischoff. Your counterpart on SmackDown! is dropping
bombshells.
In what was literally and figuratively huge news, Theodore Long announced to the
crowd in Hamilton, Ontario, that he had rehired the force known as Big Show. As
if that wasn’t enough, we also learned that Tough Enough will return on
SmackDown! and UPN with the winner claiming a cool $1 million.
In contrast, Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero was hot and bothered after Kurt Angle
gave his lowrider a new paint job. The Olympic Champion left his tag match with
Luther Reigns to retrieve two cans of white paint, which he used to soil
Guerrero’s prized vehicle.
Meanwhile, Angle’s bodyguard-turned-partner got the worst of a match made by GM
Long. First, Rey Mysterio hit a 619, which bounced Reigns into a perfect
position to suffer a frog splash from Eddie. That got the three-count, but
Guerrero’s wheels took a beating, too.
Earlier, a HALO brace-wearing JBL lamented the treatment he got from Undertaker
at SummerSlam. While reliving his trip through a limo roof at the Deadman’s
hands, the infamous bell tolled. The WWE Champion and Chief-of-Staff Orlando
Jordan exited through the crowd before the Undertaker could even make his way to
the ring area.
Rob Van Dam may wish he had made a quick exit following his win over rival Rene
Dupree. While still recovering from the impact of hitting a Five-Star Frog
Splash, Kenzo Suzuki attacked. The Bronze Warrior picked apart what was left of
Mr. Thursday Night after an exhausting bout with Dupree.
John Cena also suffered a sneak attack from the Dudleys, who were led by an
arrogant, bossy and confident Cruiserweight Champion. As a result, Cena got a
match with D-Von, winning with the FU.
There’s already a great deal to anticipate for SmackDown! next week. Paul
Heyman’s latest protégé, Heidenreich, will debut. Also, Cena will face United
States Champion Booker T in Match No. 2 of their best-of-five series. Cena leads
1-0 after scoring the opening pinfall at SummerSlam.
MATCH RESULTS:
Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley defeats Scotty 2 Hotty
Jamie Noble & Chavo Guerrero def. Paul London and Billy Kidman (non-title match)
John Cena def. D-Von Dudley
Rob Van Dam def. Rene Dupree
Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio def. Kurt Angle &
Luther Reigns