Smackdown!
Cincinnati, Ohio
May 5, 2006
A Man of his word
By Louie Dee
May 5, 2006
World Champion Rey Mysterio has many enviable qualities, but being a man of his
word might be the one that ends up costing him the World Heavyweight
Championship.
As Friday Night SmackDown began in Cincinnati this week, Rey came out to the
ring and said that every day he has the World Heavyweight Championship is a
gift. As he was about to share his thoughts on last week’s match with Kurt
Angle, Rey was interrupted by his Judgment Day opponent, United States Champion
JBL.
In typical JBL fashion, the transplanted New Yorker began to degrade Rey because
of his Mexican heritage, comparing the World Champion to a masked illegal
immigrant. He then said that while illegals have a place in JBL’s America (like
mowing lawns and taking out trash), Rey doesn’t deserve to be champion. When
Mysterio told JBL that he’d fight anybody at any time, the United States
Champion seized the opportunity, goading Rey into a match against Mark Henry.
Being a man of his word, Mysterio had no choice but to face the World’s
Strongest Man.
The non-title match was made, and JBL sat in on commentary. Rey tried to use his
quickness to avoid Henry, but the World’s Strongest Man used his overwhelming
size and power advantage to keep Rey down. Miraculously, Rey was able to escape
Henry’s attack, nailing the World’s Strongest Man with a Seated Senton and a
619. However, when Rey springboarded off the ropes again, Henry was ready,
catching the champion and dropping him with a World’s Strongest Slam for the
three count, earning a pinfall over the World Heavyweight Champion.
The victory wasn’t enough for Henry, though. He tossed Rey out of the ring and
dragged him up the entranceway. With his motive for attacking Kurt Angle last
week still unclear, Henry appeared to try to injure Rey the same way. With Rey
prone on the floor, Henry climbed up onto the stage and prepared to splash his
400 pound frame onto the World Champion. Thankfully for Rey, JBL came down and
stopped the World’s Strongest Man from finishing the deed, promising Henry the
first chance at the World Heavyweight Championship after Judgment Day. Seizing
another opportunity to hold Rey at his word, JBL told the beaten champion that
next week in San Diego, he will take on the 7 foot 3, 420 pound Great Khali. San
Diego is Rey’s hometown, and all of his family and friends will be in attendance
next week. Rey is a man of his word, but is faced with an opponent literally
twice his size; will his family be watching him get slaughtered next Friday
night?
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Mysterio wasn’t the only champion scheduled for action Friday night, as WWE Tag
Team Champions MNM were set to defend their gold against Paul London & Brian
Kendrick. The challengers, who hold four consecutive wins over the champions,
entered the ring first. Melina then came out alone, and as she was set to do her
signature entrance, she waved to the back. Instead, Mercury & Nitro came from
behind, ambushing the challengers with their championships. The match never
officially got underway, as MNM brutalized London & Kendrick, nailing them each
with a Snapshot before walking away. I said it last week, and I’ll say it again:
it seems to me that MNM are scared of London & Kendrick, and will do anything to
protect their championship.
Also on SmackDown, Finlay took on Chris Benoit in the final opening-round match
of the King of the Ring Tournament. Both men are veterans and accomplished mat
wrestlers, and the majority of the match saw them trying to out-wrestle each
other. Despite being busted open, Benoit avoided a charge by Finlay late in the
match, nailing him with a trio of German Suplexes. After Benoit missed a flying
headbutt, Finlay grabbed his weapon of choice, the trusty shillelagh; the Rabid
Wolverine was able to avoid an attack and send Finlay to the floor, and the
Irishman dropped the weapon on his way out. As referee Nick Patrick turned his
back to the action to dispose of the shillelagh, Finlay grabbed a chair from
ringside and jammed it into Benoit’s throat. He followed that up quickly with
his signature Celtic Cross, getting the pin to advance in the tournament. Next
week, the fighting Irishman will face a man who has never beaten him, Bobby
Lashley, in the semi-finals.
King of the Ring finalist Booker T was also in action, in a rematch against
Gunner Scott. Gunner defeated Booker three weeks ago, and once again the young
protégé of Chris Benoit gave the 5-time WCW Champion all he could handle. In the
end, it was Sharmell’s interference that propelled Booker to victory; Sharmell
tripped Gunner as he ran the ropes, allowing Booker to nail the Scissors Kick
for the pinfall.
After the match, Booker stood on the announcers’ table and said that it didn’t
matter whether it was Finlay or Chris Benoit, he would win the King of the Ring
tournament and everyone will bow down to King Booker. Later in the night, after
Finlay had defeated Benoit, Bobby Lashley came to Booker’s dressing room. He
took exception to the fact that Booker forgot to mention his name in the earlier
post-match speech. Booker tried to brush the youngster off, telling Lashley he
was no match for him, and that he’s never beaten Finlay anyway. The soft-spoken
Lashley simply stated that he will beat Finlay next week and then beat Booker in
the finals at Judgment Day to win the tournament. To punctuate his point,
Lashley finished his statement off by using Booker’s signature phrase “Can you
dig it, sucka?” He may be soft-spoken, but even though he’s never beaten Finlay,
Lashley has something to prove next week; in my estimation, the Bookerman might
want to think twice about overlooking Lashley.
In addition to the King of the Ring finals, two new matches were made for
Judgment Day. Rumors had swirled that Jillian challenged Melina for Judgment
Day, and that match was made official. Also, Theodore Long caught up with
Daivari and The Great Khali backstage, telling them that Khali had been
challenged by Undertaker for a match at Judgment Day. Long handed Khali a
contract, and later in the night, the match was made official. Khali later used
SmackDown to show off his strength; the massive newcomer interrupted a Triple
Threat Match to determine the number one contender for the Cruiserweight
Championship, destroying participants Nunzio, Super Crazy of the Mexicools and
Kid Kash. We know what Khali is thinking heading into Judgment Day, but you have
to wonder…what state of mind is Undertaker in? Did he make the right choice?
After watching Khali destroy three men on Friday night, is there any doubt in
the Deadman’s mind?
Tatanka’s initiation onto the Lakota Tribe began this week, as he took part in
the Inipi, a ceremony of purification. SmackDown cameras caught up with several
Lakota tribe members, who described what the ceremony entails. The Native
American warrior successfully completed the Inipi purification ritual, and next
week, he will officially join the Lakota tribe.
Also, The Gymini continued to look impressive, defeating Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
in quick fashion.
Matches
The Gymini def. Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
Mark Henry def. World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio (Non-Title Match)
WWE Tag Team Champions MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick (Match Never Began)
Finlay def. Chris Benoit (King of the Ring Tournament Match)
Booker T def. Gunner Scott
Kid Kash vs. Super Crazy vs. Nunzio (No Contest)