Friday Night Smackdown!
Youngstown, Ohio
August 10, 2007
thanks to: wwe.com
Answer to the challenge?
By Alissa Fuhrman
August 10, 2007
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Before a capacity crowd at the Chevrolet Centre, fury and
aggression dominated SmackDown Friday night, building momentum to the Biggest
Party of the Summer. A fired-up Batista started things off by taking his rage
out on co-WWE Tag Team Champion Domino in one-on-one action, hitting Batista
Bombs to score the pinfall and to punish his opponent’s interfering accomplice,
Deuce. A video message from World Heavyweight Champion The Great Khali then
appeared, warning The Animal that he would fall victim to the Claw at SummerSlam,
just like Ric Flair did on SmackDown a week before. Later that night, the
“Nature Boy” had his mind set on revenge for that previous vicious attack attack
by Khali; however, despite a valiant effort, even the 16-time World Champion
couldn’t stop the newest weapon in the Punjabi giant’s awesome arsenal. After
The Great Khali’s enormous hand forcefully clutched onto Flair’s skull and
forced him to the canvas, The Animal sprinted to his mentor’s aid. Amazingly,
though, even The Animal seemed unable to halt the champion’s powerful vice-like
grip, and ended up lying beside his fallen friend.
Inflicting pain on Matt Hardy, meanwhile, had been part of Finlay’s agenda
Friday night, which also saw Horswoggle offering a little ringside support for
the Fighting Irishman. But then the miniature Cruiserweight Champion of the
World’s fun was nearly cut short by Jamie Noble, who chased him back to the
locker room area. Following right behind them – and thereby giving Hardy a
count-out win in the ring – Finlay threatened Noble to stay away from his
condensed-sized comrade. Unfortunately, in the process he accidentally knocked
scalding hot coffee onto a red-hot Kane, who in return tossed Finlay onto a
table, knocking him to the ground. Minutes later, Kane doled out more pain
inside the ring with a vehement chokeslam on Sylvan for the victory. But then
the Fighting Irishman got his payback, surprising the Big Red Monster from
behind and laying him out with his shillelagh.
Our fans in Youngstown originally believed Matt Hardy might face United States
Champion MVP in another challenge to prove who the better man is. But the Ballin’
Superstar, speaking from WWE’s studios in Stamford, Conn., informed everyone of
a medical condition that resulted in him losing not only last week’s Arm
Wrestling Contest to Matt, but nearly his life. The Franchise Playa said he had
notified SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long of his Wolff-Parkinson-White
syndrome, a potentially lethal condition that causes his heart speed up to over
250 beats per minute, yet he was still forced to compete in last week’s
challenge. As a result, following the competition, he required life-threatening
heart surgery that would have put normal men on the shelf for at least a year.
Yet as the Ballin’ Superstar himself reminded our fans, he is “half a man, half
a-mazing,” and he has been cleared by doctors to return to ring action next
week, where he will challenge Hardy to a competition of his own design.
In other SmackDown ring action, Mark Henry showed no sympathy for Sterling
Keenan, obliterating his opponent with ease before finishing him off in a
crushing bear hug. Continuing to show our fans why no one on the SmackDown
roster wants to challenge him, the self-proclaimed Silverback proudly showed
more footage of his vicious assault on Undertaker last May. But the World’s
Strongest Man seemed taken aback as Druid music suddenly filled the arena, and a
dark figure slowly walked away from the ring area, leaving only a trail of sand
and footprints behind him.
Another surprise that had our fans erupting into cheers was the apparent return
of Rey Mysterio – that is, until everyone realized that it was only an unfunny
prank by Chavo Guerrero. In his tasteless attempt to literally mask his contempt
for his former friend, the Mysterio-clad Chavo begged himself to take it easy on
him when they meet at the Biggest Party of the Summer. But there was no mercy
from Guerrero during his match with Eugene, especially after his embarrassingly
bad attempt at a 619 through the ropes. A frustrated Chavo pulled off the mask
and took his aggravations out on his opponent Eugene, finishing him off with a
Frog Splash for the three-count.
Back in the GM’s office, Assistant GM Vickie Guerrero gave Long an early wedding
present for himself and his fiancée, Kristal: a tiny blue pill to help the GM
rise to the occasion and spice up their love life. Meanwhile, Chris Masters
decided to spice up his evening with an Open Master Lock Challenge to “anyone
with the guts” to try and break it. One intense fan claiming to be a three-time
All-State football player, captain of his high school wrestling team and someone
who just got out of prison for manslaughter, seemed a little too willing for The
Masterpiece’s liking. So Masters found another member of the Chevrolet Centre
crowd, then clamped on the Master Lock and shook the fan like a rag doll.
Back in the locker room area, Michelle McCool let Victoria and Kenny Dykstra
know that she wasn’t enjoying their excessive smooching session. Trading barbs
with Michelle would only set the already unstable Diva off further when she
later squared off in a match against Torrie Wilson; even after a Widow’s Peak
and a three-count, Victoria continued pummeling away at the blonde beauty, right
before our fans and Torrie’s ringside partner, Jimmy Wang Yang. Suddenly,
Michelle raced down to the ring and came to Torrie’s aid, launching an attack
that made Victoria retreat back up the SmackDown ramp. Needless to say,
SmackDown’s All-American Girl didn’t love Victoria’s behavior that night… but
she is loving life.
Matches
Batista def. Domino
Chavo Guerrero def. Eugene
Mark Henry def. Sterling Keenan
Victoria def. Torrie Wilson
Matt Hardy def. Finlay (countout)
Kane def. Sylvan
Chris Masters def. Local (Master Lock Challenge)
World Heavyweight Champion The Great
Khali def. Ric Flair (non-title match)